Junkies lie, cheat, steal, and catch horrible types of killing sickness. When she says that, she means, can you help me score? Do you mind if she sells pussy on the street?
Do you still have your color TV?

The question that started this thread is the single dumbest thing anyone has ever posted here. If I am not right, I pray that Jesus strikes me dead right now. Dumb, dumb, double embarrassingly dumb. If is not the single dumbest thing ever posted on the entire Internet, someone name anything dumber.

If she says she has a tiny slight case of Hep C that is going away soon, she may be lying about that too. By definition, no smart person ever believes a word that comes from a heroin user's mouth.

If she is your girlfriend, sister, mother, or a teacher at your school for the retarded, run fast away from her. Get Caller ID and do not answer when she calls. If you do not have an alarm system, get one.

The original question PROVES,beyond any doubt, that you are too dumb to play poker. It would be obvious that you were a musician whether you said so or not.

Saint Peter got bored one day and decided to show off that he could guess the newest arrivals job and IQ.

The first man came up. Saint Peter said, "You have a 150 IQ and you are a research scientist." The man agreed.

To the next man, he said, "You have a 100 IQ. You are a truck driver."

To the next man, she said, "You have a 65 IQ. What kiind of guitar strings do you use?"

Directly or indirectly, hard drugs caused the deaths of:

Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Hank Williams, Edgar Allen Poe, Jimmy Hendrix, Elvis Presley, Stu Ungar and others.

Alcohol got Hemingway, Dylan Thomas, Thomas Wolfe, both Fitzgeralds, George Orwell,

The people who are dead or dying of Hep C have one thing in common: needle use.

Heroin is Old Scratch's business.