Dear God,

I'm sorry that my people killed your son. I am not a big fan of killing people had it been left up to me my ancestors would have been a much kinder and a lot more supportive. Sadly it wasn't up to me, I was like 60 generations from being born so the decision wasn't mine to make. I don't know what else to say, I really am sorry, didn't you say something about forgiveness at some point in your teachings? That is really all I'm asking for, if you could find it in your power to forgive me and my people that would be great. So maybe with a little forgiveness you could maybe stop using my poker sessions as a source of personal amusement I'd really appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

Seth



I really thought yesterday was going to finally be a big session that I really needed.

Started off well enough. I am the CO and call a raise with . Flop is 5. PFR leads $3. MP makes it $23, I reraise to $73. PFR folds, MP pushs. I call for $150 more. He has . Turn river 7. SHIP IT

I next get AK vs same player. He has been steaming he has $15 to start the hand. He raises to $30, one player calls. I reraise to $150, he calls other player folds. He has AQ, the king folds and he is drawing dead on the turn.

A couple hands later another shorty makes it $20, 2 callers to me I look down at KK I make it $100, shorty calls all in, other 2 fold. He has AT and amazingly misses his 45 aces in the deck.

At this point I won a coin flip a 2:1 fav and a 3:1 fav, this hasn't happened in a long ass time so I'm thinking Maybe a good day finally. I am up $500 in my first 2 hrs of play, I really thought I should just go home, I'm not the hit and run type the table was still juicy but booking a nice winner after how cold I have run would have been really nice. So like a moron I get greedy and think wow I could easily make 1k or $1.5k today with all the bad players with money on the table. LOL@ME running good for a full session.

The downfall begins.

I hit a flush draw which by itself is news of course, well..... I limp with
flop is 2 shorty bets $8, I raise to $28 and 2 players behind me call along with shorty. Turn is an offsuit Q. Shorty pushs for $40, normall this is an easy call but with 2 players behind me I can't, I dont wanna call and get a bigger flush draw in and lose more on the river since i have to think the nut flush draw is one of the callers. Either way they both call river is a A9 vs A4 vs A4 chop chop chop. Good read

I raise to $15 with AK 3 callers, flop is A73r, I decide to get fancy and check , the button was short and will always bet when checked to. I check he bets $20, both players call. I CR to $70, button folds next player push for $60 more. Next player repushs for $300 more. WTF, he is one of the few not awful players at the table. I fold thinking he has 77. first pusher has A4 LOL, repusher has A7. Turn is a K, if I had just bet, both prolly just call and I stack both on the turn.

I am the SB with . Player 1 mins to $6, Co who is a moron makes it $20. I decide to fold since I am oop. Flop is 99A, both players end up all in with AQ and AJ. Of course AJ made the reraise well played sir.

Then the usual sucksouts and cold decks.

Villian #1 starts the hand with $55. MP makes it $12, Villain calls, I call too with flop is 866. PFR bets $20, Shorty pushs, I smooth call hoping PFR has an overpair and does something crazy, he folds. Villain looks really unhappy. Turn is an 8 river is another 8. Errrr that cant be good, I happily announce "I'm playing the board." Villain tables KK.

I have 22 I call a $15 raise in a 3 way pot. Flop is 2. Checks to me otb I bet $30, SB calls super quick, hmm flush draw. In my head I'm yelling no fucking heart, no fucking heart. Turn . He checks, I check behind. river . He bets $30, I call. He has .

Set #2 I guess i got lucky here. I limp on the CO with 77 after a bunch of limpers. Flop is 754r. Sb bets $10, I raise to $36, button overcalls, SB calls. Turn is a 3, worst card in the deck. SB leads $50, I fold, button pushs for $50 more he has 86, I guess that was a good turn card it saved me $100. Though I have heard a rumor that it is possible for the board to pair and make me a boat and suck out on someone else once and a while.

I am now in MP with . I call a raise to $13. Flop is 9 Sb bets, $20. Old asain man raises out of turn to $40. I decide to smooth call and let him raise so I can reraise. He makes it $40, no SB pushs for $80. I call thinking if could be behind the pusher and I didnt wanna lose the old asain guym who could have anything as bad as one pair. Asain guy calls too, so does SB. Christ, no fuckig club, no fucking club. Yo bad god hates me. on the turn, Sb pushs for $300 more. I fold, asian guy calls. River is a brick Asain guy has JT, pusher mucks, SB has AQ. old asain guy wins a $600 side pot.


I call a $9 from mp with The Six of Diamonds The Eight of Diamonds. Villain #1 calls, Villain #2 calls, Villian #3 calls from the SB. Flop is J66r, SB bets $10, I smooth call. Crazy asain guy puts out $15. Young moron kid starts to make it $40 but, dealer says time and allows crazy Asian man to raise to $20, kid now calls as does SB, chist I decide to just call and not push the Asain guy who obviously has a jack out of the pot. Turn is a K completing the rainbow? Checks to me I check, Asain guy bets $20, both players call to me. I just call thinking I dont want to isolate the kid who I think I'm chopping with at this point. River is another K. I check, asain guy bets $20 again, kid calls, decent player pushs for $80ish more. I fold. Asain guy fold, kid calls with 56, decent player has KJ of course.

I made $133 in 7 hrs. I'm almost happy that school is starting and I wont have time to play poker, this game kills me. I have flopped 3 sets in my last 60 hours of play and lost all 3. I remember a time when my set was a favorite over a flush draw, when I didn't feel like a 3:1 dog every time I get my money in ahead. When the flush worst possible card didn't hit on every turn in every big pot I played.

LOL@Rhound

It appears that my pleas for forgiveness to god for my people killing his son have fallen on deaf ears. Today was up there in the top 5 of worst sessions I have ever played. Being 3.5 hrs+ deep and down three plus buy- ins before I won a pot really is not a good way to start.

WARNING: MVP I still don't care about grammar and or spelling, this is not proof read so if you are going to be offended by either please stop reading now.

Hand 1: I limp JT in a 5 way pot. Flop is J . checked to me on the button. I bet $15, UTG calls. Turn is a . Checks to me again. He has about $80 left. I bet $35, he calls. River retard pretty much pisses his leg as he pushes. I fold.

Hand 2: I call a raise from the button with UTG starts with $100 calls too. Flop is K78r. UTG bets $15, I all in the middle thinking if big stack has AK or AA I want him to push. He folds, turns 3. UTG bets $30, I push he calls. River is a K he tables KJ.

Hand 3: I am in the BB with , Sb makes it $12, same retard from hand 2 also calls, he has pissed away most of the $$ from the previous time he killed me and now has $60. Flop is 4 . Sb checks, I bet $20, moron pushs for like $18 more. SB folds. Turn is a K and river is a 3. Retard tables A5o. He spends the next 5 min telling everyone he knew I had nothing. Really would have liked give him a nice overhand right. He was the world best CRC chip redistribution center. He is broke like 30 min later.

Moved to the main game after about an hour and still not having won a hand.

Hand 4: I call a raise from the BB with flop is . Sb bets $3, I raise to $15, he calls. Turn is a he checks I check behind. River is an offsuit king, he bets $40. I fold, he shows .

Now the part of the program where I get to meet my nemesis. Playing poker well is much less important than being a complete retard with a horseshoe shoved up your ass.

Hand 5: I am in MP with 89o I limp flop is 7 , it checks around. Turn is an 8. Checks to me I bet $12, my nemesis CR all in for $28. I call, river is a , he tables .

Hand 6: Nemesis now has $80 left. He raises to $9 in my BB. 3 callers in the middle, I call with flop is . I lead $12, another shorty pushes for $24 total, nemesis pushes. I call turn is a brick, river nemesis shows J. Of course.

Hand 7: I in mp with 44, it gets raised to $13, my Nemesis calls from the SB, I call too, 3 way to the flop, flop is 2. I lead $22 and get 2 callers. Turn is a , nemesis leads $40, I muck. He of course had which is always a favorite over a set.

Hand 8: Last nemesis hand: I am the button with , Nemesis makes it $12, 2 callers. I reraise to $42 he calls so does one other player. Flop is Q66, he pushs for $65 more. I ask him if he has AQ, I fold and he shows AQ.

Hand 9: Yes I still haven't won a hand. I am the SB with I raise to $20 and get 2 callers. Flop is 8 . I lead $45, get 2 callers, turn is a 6, I push for $119 more, player 1 calls with river is a useless king.

Ok so I am now stuck $660 in close to 4 hrs, about 3:45 and I still haven't won a hand.

I did make a little comeback.

I call a raise with 99 to $15, UTG pushes for $32, both of us call. Flop is A87, check check. Turn T check check. River 6. I bet and dood folds QQ, pusher had AA.

I did finally flop a set and win. I am the BB with 55 flop is A53r, SB bets $15, I call so does, Doc from Back to the Future. Turn is a T completing the rainbow. SB bets $20, I call again so does Doc. River K. checks to me I bet $30 both call and I win.

Then last fun hand. My nemesis of course after the AK <<< AQ hand gets his panties all in a bunch because no one called him when "He finally made a hand" so he leaves. Ne guy sits in his seat and I should have known better than to play a hand with him, but I am stubborn.

My one big pair, I get QQ make it $13, Doc who had limped UTG makes it $113. He is one of the tightest players I have ever played with wonder what he has. I curse and fold.

New nemesis is mp he raises to $12, I look down at TT, 2 players called in the middle. I made it $42, he calls. Flop is 9 6 , he checks. I bet $50, he calls. Turn . He checks, I check. River is an off-suit 2. He bets $60, I call he has 99, of course.

I am really reaching my wits end. The last couple sessions have been torture. In my last 92 hrs of poker I have flopped 5 sets and won 1. I went back to playing TAG this session instead of LAG because I was feeling so shell shocked. I don't even know what I want to get my money in at this point, it seems no matter what I do I lost every time I'm 3:1 or 4:1 fav. I went 0 for 10-15 flopping pairs with AK/AQ, I actually got to the point where I was just limping since my CB weren't folding any pair. This really is my penance for the rest of my life going well. I get to sit at a table full of complete idiots and get my ass handed to me over and over again. Poker is all about timing, it has been forever since I have gotten a big pair in a raised pot, or flopped a set against aces. I really want to quit, but every time I do I keep thinking back to when things didn't suck for me in poker. The games aren't that much different. The other players still make huge mistakes, I just cant seem to capitalize. If I could go back to winning 80% of the time I'm 4:1 in a big pot. The numbers are probably evening out but lately I win all the 80%ers in $20 pots and every time I'm 80/20 in a 100-200BB pot those are the times I get sucked out. If I could go back to winning with the best hand in big pots maybe get AA vs KK a couple times instead of constantly getting KK vs AA, maybe flop a couple of sets vs AA/KK since people still cant fold overpairs, I might go back to winning.

Total for the day -$518 in 7.5 hrs.

dammit that's the longest tl;dr that i've ever read.

Run hotter.

PS: When u find out how, pls PM me. Pls.