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Someone please take the Captain Morgans away from Kenny

Postby Rhound50 » Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:39 am

kennygould: haha i'm so drunk rhound
Rhound13: On monday night sweet dude
kennygould: yea life of pro poker player
Rhound13: I am jelous
kennygould: you should be one..l.i recommmend it
Rhound13: Not for me
kennygould: i'm a hot ticket
kennygould: lol :-)
Rhound13: >:o
kennygould: lol
kennygould: so hows poker going?
Rhound13: I got raped on prima the other day
kennygould: :-(
kennygould: bad luck
Rhound13: working on the martins bonus
kennygould: ?
Rhound13: bad luck, bad cards
Rhound13: lost 2 big pots all in on the turn with the nuts
kennygould: jesus
Rhound13: then turned two pair got all in vs a guy who rived a bigger 2 pair
kennygould: any hcance you could have folded the hands
Rhound13: I dont usually fold the nuts
Rhound13: suckouts happen
kennygould: but god i'm drunbk lol
Rhound13: yes you are
Rhound13: you know this is going on BTP right?
kennygould: sure
kennygould: my roommate needs a fantasy he can herk off to
kennygould: i'm sexy
Rhound13: have you looked in the mirror lately?
kennygould: yea
kennygould: if i was a chick i'd want me
kennygould: not to mention the awsome crazy job i have
kennygould: i'm a bad boy
kennygould: p diddy = kennyg with less money
kennygould: i'm just not a gangsta figure
kennygould: i'm a white boy
Rhound13: yes I've seen your myspace account
kennygould: ahhh so you've seen some btp pucs?
kennygould: piucs
kennygould: pics
Rhound13: from Vegas yeah
kennygould: yeah we had a good time
kennygould: you should have come
Rhound13: I wish I vould have
kennygould: that's a nice german accent you haver
kennygould: i wish you vould have too
Rhound13: this coming from the drunk guy who cant type
kennygould: vexy drink guy...very vexy drunk
r trips he checks behind
kennygould: i agree
Rhound13: So what have you been drinking?
kennygould: sipping captain morgan's private stock
kennygould: billion shots of goldschlager and rumpleminz
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Postby kennyg » Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:44 am

i agree with myself. i'm very very sexy. funny too. woohoo! you all want me bitches!
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Postby Cactus Jack » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:56 am

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Postby kennyg » Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:18 pm

not too bad... i went to bed..woke up and was still drunk in the morning :)
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Postby rdale » Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:46 pm

:( my blood alcohol must remain below .04

that means only two drinks, the first and the last.
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Postby Cactus Jack » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:19 pm

"I've only been drunk once in my life. And haven't been sober since." William Claude Fields
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Postby Rhound50 » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:40 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby kennyg » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:49 pm

"I'll take KennyGs advice before Sklanskys every time. "
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Postby AlexMR » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:55 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby NorthView » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:19 pm

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Postby Cactus Jack » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:21 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:05 pm

Kenny I think that depends on the place and the time. I think some of the shit my stoner friends used to do is a funny as drunk stories. Though overall high stories usually involve being lazy and getting the munchies, drunk stories usually involve doing stupid stuff like telling people if you were a chick you'd want you.
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Postby ToastedMoses » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:58 pm

"I saw this wino eating grapes, its like dude.... you have to wait." - Mitch Hedberg
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Postby Cactus Jack » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:08 pm

Pot was made illegal way back--1920's or '40's--as a way to combat Mexican immigration across the border in Arizona. There was a History Channel special a few years ago about the history of drugs. Very interesting stuff.

(The Supreme Court struck down the AZ law. So AZ put a "tax" on pot. But, you had to bring it to the Sheriff's Office to pay the tax, where you could be arrested for possessing pot which had no stamp. How devious.)

When I was in college in the 70's, we watched Reefer Madness. Stoned, of course. It's a lot more funny when you're stoned.
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Postby rdale » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:49 pm

Eh... most of my good stories start like Hunter S. Thompson novels.
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