kennygould: haha i'm so drunk rhound
Rhound13: On monday night sweet dude
kennygould: yea life of pro poker player
Rhound13: I am jelous
kennygould: you should be one..l.i recommmend it
Rhound13: Not for me
kennygould: i'm a hot ticket
kennygould: lol
Rhound13: >:o
kennygould: lol
kennygould: so hows poker going?
Rhound13: I got raped on prima the other day
kennygould:
kennygould: bad luck
Rhound13: working on the martins bonus
kennygould: ?
Rhound13: bad luck, bad cards
Rhound13: lost 2 big pots all in on the turn with the nuts
kennygould: jesus
Rhound13: then turned two pair got all in vs a guy who rived a bigger 2 pair
kennygould: any hcance you could have folded the hands
Rhound13: I dont usually fold the nuts
Rhound13: suckouts happen
kennygould: but god i'm drunbk lol
Rhound13: yes you are
Rhound13: you know this is going on BTP right?
kennygould: sure
kennygould: my roommate needs a fantasy he can herk off to
kennygould: i'm sexy
Rhound13: have you looked in the mirror lately?
kennygould: yea
kennygould: if i was a chick i'd want me
kennygould: not to mention the awsome crazy job i have
kennygould: i'm a bad boy
kennygould: p diddy = kennyg with less money
kennygould: i'm just not a gangsta figure
kennygould: i'm a white boy
Rhound13: yes I've seen your myspace account
kennygould: ahhh so you've seen some btp pucs?
kennygould: piucs
kennygould: pics
Rhound13: from Vegas yeah
kennygould: yeah we had a good time
kennygould: you should have come
Rhound13: I wish I vould have
kennygould: that's a nice german accent you haver
kennygould: i wish you vould have too
Rhound13: this coming from the drunk guy who cant type
kennygould: vexy drink guy...very vexy drunk
r trips he checks behind
kennygould: i agree
Rhound13: So what have you been drinking?
kennygould: sipping captain morgan's private stock
kennygould: billion shots of goldschlager and rumpleminz

i agree with myself. i'm very very sexy. funny too. woohoo! you all want me bitches!

not too bad... i went to bed..woke up and was still drunk in the morning

my blood alcohol must remain below .04

that means only two drinks, the first and the last.

"I've only been drunk once in my life. And haven't been sober since." William Claude Fields

Kenny I think that depends on the place and the time. I think some of the shit my stoner friends used to do is a funny as drunk stories. Though overall high stories usually involve being lazy and getting the munchies, drunk stories usually involve doing stupid stuff like telling people if you were a chick you'd want you.

Pot was made illegal way back--1920's or '40's--as a way to combat Mexican immigration across the border in Arizona. There was a History Channel special a few years ago about the history of drugs. Very interesting stuff.

(The Supreme Court struck down the AZ law. So AZ put a "tax" on pot. But, you had to bring it to the Sheriff's Office to pay the tax, where you could be arrested for possessing pot which had no stamp. How devious.)

When I was in college in the 70's, we watched Reefer Madness. Stoned, of course. It's a lot more funny when you're stoned.

Eh... most of my good stories start like Hunter S. Thompson novels.