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i pick up a drunk college girl and then send her home.

Everything from "Whats the best place to get a sandwich at Bellagio?" to "Damn, Shana Hiatt is FINE!".

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Poll ended at Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:18 pm

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Total votes : 21

Postby ua1176 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:32 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:33 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Proplayer44 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:35 pm

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Postby ua1176 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:43 pm

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Postby Juskimo » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:21 pm

MAYBE A GOOD TIME TO START.
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby Schuster » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:37 pm

"Hey hot girl who I'm out with for the first time, can I take pictures of you so that all my internet buddies can gawk at how hot you are and so I'll look cool in front of them?!?!"

Sure to get laid.

Lee
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Postby Tyrannic » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:29 pm

Make sure to lie and add that you know some Ship it Holla Ballas.

Ez path to teh virgin.
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Postby Pok 7's » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:55 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:59 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby AlexMR » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:01 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby ua1176 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:52 am

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Postby Tyrannic » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:13 am

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:36 am

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Postby antneye » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:28 am

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:56 pm

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