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i pick up a drunk college girl and then send her home.

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i pick up a drunk college girl and then send her home.

Postby ua1176 » Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:00 pm

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:06 pm

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Postby Tyrannic » Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:08 pm

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Postby Twelver » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:04 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby MecosKing » Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:02 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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Postby Marm » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:14 pm

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:15 pm

I assume by "decent" story you mean "worst story I've ever heard"... Well done sir...
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Postby antneye » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:31 pm

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Postby Xaston » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:39 pm

Insert TTIWWP picture.

Happy to oblige sir:

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Postby pokerzen » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:26 pm

Well played. Bangin' a chick is hot. Possibly finding yourself on sexual assault charges cause a drunk chick can't legally give consent to a sober person ... not hot.

That's a worst-case scenario, but a reality. You'll get another chance. :)

And yah ... pics?
<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it :)
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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Postby Pok 7's » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:56 pm

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Postby ua1176 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:35 pm

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Postby pokerzen » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:38 pm

Last edited by pokerzen on Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it :)
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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Postby Tyrannic » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:39 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:27 pm

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