Vegas a week from Thursday. It's on.

I am running so freakin bad. I went back to my old 5/5 game at the lucky lady, the game has lost some of the really bad players but the level of play is still really low.

I actually started out pretty well before the envitable 3 hr cold run.

First hand I play is QQ. I raise to $30 and get 2 callers. Flop is T87. I bet $60 only the short calls. Turn is a 2. I put him in he calls with QT and I dont get 2 outted for a change.

Next I pick up AA from utg. I limp, really bad player who I have been wauting to bust makes it $20. 1 caller. BB raises to $80. I reraise to $250. All fold to SB who shows QQ and mucks it sucks he is the only player at the table that folds QQ preflop other than me.

Then my downfall

I limp OTB with my bane flop is A . SB who is awful bets $30. I raise to $130 he calls. Turn , I bet $150 I knew when he lead and called he was on a draw and I really wanted more money out of him. River of course is . He pushs for $400 more. I show him my top 2 and fold. He shows QJo.

I am in MP with JJ, the straddle is on. I raise to $40 same guy from above hand calls, one other caller. Flop is A92. I check, bet by dumbass and called. I fold, dumbass of course has AJ. Other caller has AT.

One more time with moron from 2 previous hands. I am LP with KK. It gets raised to $15 one caller, I raise to $60, dumbass calls. Flop is A rag rag. He checks, I bet $75 praying he folds. He pushs, I show KK and fold. He shows A7o. He restacks his chips says well I'm even and done, and leaves.

I am now on in MP with . I open to $30 get called by the SB only. Flop is , he checks I bet $35, he smooth calls. Ugggg turn is , dude leads $100. I fold, he says "awww why cant you have the dude called my raise with .

I am the BB with QJo. Flop is . I lead $30 and get called by SB only. Turn is an offsuit 8. He checks I bet $50, he calls. River is , he leads $20 into me. I think for and decide to jsut call. He of course has the and flopped a flush.

Final hand. I am the Button with . I limp, sb makes it $25 total, 2 other limpers call. I call $20 more. Flop is . Checks to me I bet $50, pfr CR to $200. I fold, he shows . Again I'm glad he is a moron cause it could have cost me more. I am not lucky enough to raise KQ OOP and flop a flush.

Awful day down $604 in 5 hrs of play. Still running like shit, a bunch of big pairs and a bunch of bad flops. Still cant flop a set, though the way those have been working for me lately maybe thats not such a bad thing.

Although I lost less, I think we're racing for worst day playing last night... What a couple of fvcking brutal goddamn bloodbaths...

That's ok - Rhound and I will just spray some febreze in the room and roll you into a closet/laundry hamper.

Later, we'll liquidate all your physical assets, sell your internal organs on the black market, then wrap you in newspapers and bury you in a hole a few miles outside of Henderson.

Rhound will deliver a short eulogy which will be composed of primarily him bad-mouthing you and complaining about how bad he runs.

This will be immediatly followed by pouring out a lil' liqour, taking a shot, then proclaiming "If he's in Heaven right now, I'm sure he's smiling down on us - he would have wanted it this way"...

Ok so the most recent fun. Less than 90 min and another run that makes me want to break something.

Hand 1: I raise to $30 with KK get one call. Flop is JJ9, I bet $40 and get called. Turn is a 4, i check he bets $80. I think and call river is another brick. I check he bets $300. I fold, he had AJ. Of course the retard gets the 20:1 flop that gets him anything after the flop.

Hand 2: I raise to $40 with JJ. Same moron from hand above calls so do 2 others. Flop is AQ5, checks to me I check. Turn 5, checks to me again. I bet $50. Moron calls, river brick. Check check. Moron has QJ. Dude is like a 3:1 fav with a dominated hand.

Hand 3: One good hand. I am the SB with KK, raised to $50 prelop. I reraise to $150. Leaving me $300 more. PFR calls, flop is Q high. I push in, he folds and says he had AK.

Hand 4: Again poker makes me hate life. I am the BB, shorty who is now on tilt. Min raises my blinds. I call with so do 3 others. Flop is J . I lead $25, player in the middle calls. PFR pushs his last $150. I repush. Callers who I was pretty sure was on a flush draw folds. Dude asks if I have a Jack. I say yes, turn is a brick, river is a king and he snaps over KK.

Hand 5: My last hand of my 90 min session. I call a $15 raise from same guy from hand 3 with from the SB. Flop is 88Q. I check and it checks around. Turn is a 9. I bet $50 he calls. River is a 5. I check he bets $50, I raise to $150. He thinks and just calls with 76d . Of course he had 4 outs he was a favorite.

-$318 in 1.5 hrs, I hate poker and poker hates me.

INFUGGINSANE.