I am a big dirty flaming homo. I hate to come out of the closet like this, but I just can't hold it in anymore. Escape has like TOTALLY inspired me, and I would love to thank him for all that he has done to help me out.

p.s. I love receiving Dirty Sanchezes

LOL nice edit

And the g/f response is???

I knew there was something bad going on when MVP was using my laptop last night and had that god damn shit eating grin on his face. That was actually his little fantasy about me that he posted in my journal.

A quick post for poker yesterday.

Got to Vegas and wanted to play at South Point since it one of the rooms I havent played at. 1/2 game $300 max. Awful players at the table, the first day in Vegas is always a bit of a shock how terrible the player play. I made one hand, flopped the joint with KJ got paid off a little. Other than that ran cold won maybe 4 hands in 2 hrs.

Moved to MGM

First the 1/2 game. Call a raise from a crazy asain with . Flop is T 8 . I check dude pushs for $130. I call he hs 89 which is actually better than I thought he was. J on the turn.

2/5 game. Ran cold a little longer, crazy action game. One guy donked his was up to $2200 then pissed it away with 30 min. I flopped one set 66 on a 622 flop the donk flopped a flush draw but missed the turn and river. I won $200 with limped TT on a 66652 board to stack 77. Overall I called a whole bunch of raises with pairs and SC and missed a bunch of flops. Did flop trips with 45 and got into a $1200 pot with someone else having the same hand.

Totals

- 200 in 7 hrs

I had this whole long thing written out and the my freakin laptop died and lost it all I dont I feel like writing out another long ass report so, the short of it. I suck at poker, I am also the new Seb as at this point no one around me can with either. I appolgise to MVP and Devbert for my suckage causing them to run bad too.

Ventian
+ $450 5.5 hrs

Wynn
- $18 1.25 hrs

MGM
- $565 6.25 hrs

I suck and the morons wont donk off their money to me anymore. The donkey donations seem to always be to someone else.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?949611

http://www.pokerhand.org/?954753

http://www.pokerhand.org/?954757

http://www.pokerhand.org/?954772

http://www.pokerhand.org/?954775

http://www.pokerhand.org/?954781

http://www.pokerhand.org/?954783 dammit! why did i raise that turn!!!??

http://www.pokerhand.org/?954764

All this hands happened in a 1100 hands played for +$244 in two sessions of NL$50. My point is that it has to turn around for you at some point. It has to.

I also took the usual shit, btw:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?954792

http://www.pokerhand.org/?954804

On that last one, villain is a friggin donk running at 67/23/5 in 200 hands. The donk's range here is some stupid 7, AT, AK, TT, 89, any fuggin two, so I thought pushing was right. Damned donk left a couple orbits after that one and i couldnt get anything back.

I run bad, I dont know if I just suck or it poker just hates me. Everytime I flop a freakin hand I either get no action or get sucked out.

Played at the MGM in the afternoon. Good game as usual and again I ran super cold.

I am getting a massage. I limp Flop is . Donk #1 bets $20, calling station calls. I raise to $60 calling station calls. Turn is a freakin K. Checks to me I figure at this point I'm going to pray that he has a ten and I can atleast free roll. I bet $100, calling station shows an Ace and folds like he made the laydown of a life time.

Next hand vs dumbass asain dude. I am the button with Its raised to $30, 3 callers to me, I call, asain guy in the SB calls. Flop is . I lead $75 to see where I'm at, folds to the asain moron who calls. Turn is a Q. Check, check. River is a 7. He bets $100, I kinda have to call. Douchebag has KQo, nice call on the flop sir.

Very next hand. I limp 66 flop is J74 checks around. Turn is a K. Asain dude bets $25. I fold, BB calls river is a 6. Asain guy bets $50 and gets called, dude had 44.

I call a raise from twitchy terrible player same guy from last night. He is a push donk, last night he pushed all in like 25 times in 3 hrs. I have TT flop is T 6s 4s. checks to me I bet $35 and everyone folds. All this goddamn action and the one time I flop a set nothing.

Finally a good hand. I raise to $30 with AQo. Flop is AQ3r. I weak lead $25 hoping to get popped by the agro guy 2 to my left. Player inbetween calls, agro folds. Turn is a 3. I check, he checks behind. River is a Q. I lead $60. Villian raises to $160. I am running bad enough that I actually half expected him to have 33. I push and he folds for his last $150, this seriously had to be a stone bluff, if he has the Q there is no way he folds.

A nice little comeback at the end makes me only down -$110 in 5.5 hrs



Drunken session at Harrahs I will post when I get home.

Drunken Harrahs session like all the other was kinda like getting kicked in the balls.

One good hand

I limp MP. Flop is 4 . I see the guy behind me who is a complete idiot go for chips so I check. Looks like I'm the idiot since he doesnt have cards. Devbert checks the button. Turn is . Checks to me I bet $10, tight guy calls. River is a 5. I bet $15 he cr to $45 , I reraise to $145. He talks/ whines for a couple min's then ends up calling. He says he had a big flush, which he played really well IMHO.

Bled of chips for a while, then.

I call a raise to $20 with . Donkey who hates MVP calls in between. Flop is 7. PFR checks, MP bets $25, I raise to $90. Donkey calls, turn . I bet $100 he puts me in for my last $40 with QTo. the worse the idiots play the more fuked I am.

-$300 4hrs