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by BadBeatMan » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:41 pm
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by BadBeatMan » Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:18 pm
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by Rhound50 » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:07 pm
"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy
"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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by Twelver » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:40 pm
decent.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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by GodlikeRoy » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:38 pm
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by MecosKing » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:50 pm
These are some pretty noobish jokes doods, not gonna lie...
K i got one..
So theres these two bums, homeless alcoholic transients, basically me after i fail the bar exam + a few yrs. Theyrs sittin in the alleyway drinkin a 40s outta plastic bags and talkin bout thier weekend stories.
Bum 1: "So how was your weekend?' first bum says.
Bum 2: "ah it was tite, i went behind the supermarket and stole a case of vodka bottles and drank myself silly all weekend, it was amazing. How was yours?'
Bum 1: "Ah man you wouldnt beleive me if i toldja. So im walkin down by the train tracks and i see this hot woman tied down to the tracks...So i untied her and he was so grateful she let me bangher RIGHT THERE! Then i tooker back to my cardboard box, and she stayed there with me and had sex like, all weekend!'
Bum 2: "Whatttt thats awesome...Did she suck you off also?"
Bum 1: "Ugh..nah man...I couldn't find her head..."
K i got one..
So theres these two bums, homeless alcoholic transients, basically me after i fail the bar exam + a few yrs. Theyrs sittin in the alleyway drinkin a 40s outta plastic bags and talkin bout thier weekend stories.
Bum 1: "So how was your weekend?' first bum says.
Bum 2: "ah it was tite, i went behind the supermarket and stole a case of vodka bottles and drank myself silly all weekend, it was amazing. How was yours?'
Bum 1: "Ah man you wouldnt beleive me if i toldja. So im walkin down by the train tracks and i see this hot woman tied down to the tracks...So i untied her and he was so grateful she let me bangher RIGHT THERE! Then i tooker back to my cardboard box, and she stayed there with me and had sex like, all weekend!'
Bum 2: "Whatttt thats awesome...Did she suck you off also?"
Bum 1: "Ugh..nah man...I couldn't find her head..."
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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by black_knight6 » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:59 pm
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by NorthView » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:02 am
Hey, that was a football gag. How about the whole of CFC?
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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by Electrolux » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:35 am
There was this woman who had been in coma for a few months after a car accident. She was at a hospital where the nurses took good care of her, cleaning her, washing her hair and everything.
One day when one of the nurses where cleaning her private parts, she noticed a reaction from the woman. She tried again, and got the same reaction. She of course gathered the doctor, discussing what to make of this.
When the husband came visiting the day after, they tell him what happened. And the doctor say that they actually might be able to wake her up with some sex. The doctor suggest some oral sex. The husband seems very negative, but they convince him; we will have drapes covering so the two of you will basically be alone, and it could save her. He agrees.
So they leave the two of them alone. But all of a sudden the monitors outside go all blank, as her heartbeat stops. The doctors rush in.
-What happened? What happened to her?
- I do not know, the husbands answers, maybe she suffocated??
Eeeeh. Sorry.
One day when one of the nurses where cleaning her private parts, she noticed a reaction from the woman. She tried again, and got the same reaction. She of course gathered the doctor, discussing what to make of this.
When the husband came visiting the day after, they tell him what happened. And the doctor say that they actually might be able to wake her up with some sex. The doctor suggest some oral sex. The husband seems very negative, but they convince him; we will have drapes covering so the two of you will basically be alone, and it could save her. He agrees.
So they leave the two of them alone. But all of a sudden the monitors outside go all blank, as her heartbeat stops. The doctors rush in.
-What happened? What happened to her?
- I do not know, the husbands answers, maybe she suffocated??
Eeeeh. Sorry.
- Mexicans are filthy. I once blew a Mexican. I had diarrhea for a week. Sarah Silverman
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