Joke

[Pok 7's]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago "

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from

my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable, and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

[KJo]

[MVPSPORTS]

[MecosKing]

[KJo]

Here's an oldie but a goodie:

A woman is in the delivery room giving birth. The baby comes out and the doctor spanks it, then starts twirling it around by the ankle, throws it against the wall, and starts dribbling it like a soccer ball. The husband looks on in horror and says "doctor, what the hell are you doing?" Doctor replies "I was just playing, he was already dead."

Eli

[Felonius_Monk]

[Ichoi]

... Warning, this joke is pretty racist and hateful...



So 3 men are standing at the pearly gates. 2 white men and a black man. The first white man walks up to St. Peter who asks him for his name... "Michael Smith"... "Oh yes Mr. Smith right this way we've been expecting you." the next white man walks up, "and your name?" "John Miller" "Oh yes Mr Miller, we've been waiting for you too. Come right in."

So the black man walks up, "Rastas Jones"... St. Peter thumbs through his book and says, "No I'm sorry you're name isn't here." To which the black man replys "Nah that can't be right, I gotta be in there... I'm famous!" So St. Peter checks again and confirms that he is infact not on the list. So he asks "So Rastas, what are you famous for?" "Oh why I was the first black man to marry a white woman on the steps of a Baptist church in Alabama."

St Peter looks a little shocked and asks, "Really? when was that?"... "oh bout 2 minutes ago."

[GreaterThanU]

[emmasdad]

[Juskimo]

[MecosKing]

[NorthView]

[tetsuo]

[NorthView]

[tetsuo]