by MecosKing » Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:17 am
Back story? Well, not too much of one... Although i guess that wallet could be considered stolen also--we were hangin with some girls we randomly met when we were gettin drunk at the bar at the Wynn...And we were gonna go out or somethin but we were gonna meet some mizors at the bellagio, so me and these two sluts who werent even that hot cabbed it over to bellagio to meet some other mizors and maybe goto a club or somethin- i had only had a couple drinkes before i got into the cab.. i took the wallet outta my pocket cuz my pants were feelin tite, because im a fat basterd n things, and laid it on the seat next to me... I even thought to myself MAN IM SOOOO GLAD IM NOT DRUNK CUZ IF I WAS I MIGHT LEAVE THIS DAMN THING IN HERE CUZ THATD BE SO SOMETHING ID DO...HAHA GOOD THING IM SOBER...HAH!
Then one of those whores of babylon started babbling about something which i dont remember but which i guarantee you was retarded, and i got sidetracked and hopped out of the cab leavin the wallet in there. The girls like sped the other way allofasudden and were like 'were gonna go see if our friend is blah blah blah, callus innabit' and shit, and walked off, and i was like okay whatevers....about twenty seconds later i realized that i didnt have my damn wallet, turned around and bolted to the door opin to catch the cab-- got restrained by security ans was like BUT..BUT...DOOD I...BUT...BUT....FUCK! So i never made it and the girls never wanted to hangout again, so im thinkin they mightve took it, or maybe they were just sober at that point and was like screw you guys....I'll never know, but the wallet, the 3500, all my ID's, credit cards, and come to think of it, a $750 giftcard to brooks brothers all were inthere, and it was a really really really bad beat.
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