Subject: guts or balls???


We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Either way, the FUNERAL is Saturday

That's funny

I LOL'd (with my fiancee sleeping with HER broom in the next room)