Subject: guts or balls???
We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definition for each is listed below.
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
Either way, the FUNERAL is Saturday
Guts? or Balls?
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Guts? or Balls?
by SebQtaneus » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:49 pm
Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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by Cactus Jack » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:54 am
That's funny
"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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by Felonius_Monk » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:39 pm
The Monkman J[c]
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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by black_knight6 » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:40 am
I LOL'd (with my fiancee sleeping with HER broom in the next room)
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by Twelver » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:29 pm
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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by black_knight6 » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:57 pm
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