by Juskimo » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:25 pm
Sigh....
1) My mother is Jewish and My Father is Eskimo. Jewish + Eskimo = Juskimo.
2) I have spent a total of 12 years in school and have my hs diploma, BA in Classical Civilazation and JD.
3) I was born in the northernmost community in North America, Barrow AK.
4) I once crashed my Ninja twice in 20+ inches of snow on my way to school.
5) My grandfather taught me to play poker at the age of 4 in the coffeshop of the Sands.
6) My family has two whaling crews. We hunt 10 ton animals in 14 foot wood and skin boats.
7) I taught myself to read by watching my grandfather do the New York Times crossword puzzle every day. My handwriting still looks like crossword scrawl.
8) I have thrown two hole in ones disc golfing, both on blind shots.
9) I collect interestingly carved soap. I have over 75, the biggest of which is a 14 inch tall penguin. I used to judge people by the quality of their carved soap in their bathroom.
10) I did not cut my hair till the age of 14, and did not have it shorter than 24" till the age of 18.
-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT
<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one
http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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