by Stelvask » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:35 am
my room mate has a subscription to bluff magazine, and it's kind of an entertaining read. especially pieces like this...
David ‘Devilfish’ Ulliott found himself sitting at the table next to the Unabomber as they waited for the $5,000 Shootout event to begin, and to pass the time, proceeded to tell a joke. As the joke reached its side-splitting climax, the tournament began and the dealer started to deal the first hand. Still yet to receive his cards, Devilfish delivered his knockout punch line, which included (as a lot his jokes do) the f-word. The dealer immediately stopped dealing and reported him to the floor man. When the Devilfish protested that the tournament had not yet started, the floor man conceded, but warned him to keep a tight button on it in future.
“No problem,” said the Devilfish breezily. “But before you go, tell me – are we allowed to use the c-word?”
“Err…well… there’s nothing about it in the rules,” stammered the floor man, already fearing the worst.
Devilfish turned to the dealer and said, “You’re a c*nt.”
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Stelvask