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Postby semperfi » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:02 am

That Molina kid is perhaps the only person that could behave so badly, as to take the spotlight off what a patronizing, grandstanding, goofy megalomaniac Gold is.

One of my favorite parts was when someone (who?) came over the top of Gold. He says, " I have to call." He looks nervously on as his opponent flips over his cards. "Have I got you?.... I've got you!", he exclaims in obvious surprise. Moments later, he is at the rail proudly telling Johnny Chan how he trapped the guy.

Habitual liars cannot even stop when they are being filmed!
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Postby Electrolux » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:08 am

- Mexicans are filthy. I once blew a Mexican. I had diarrhea for a week. Sarah Silverman

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Postby Johnny Hughes » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:20 am

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Postby Stelvask » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:35 am

my room mate has a subscription to bluff magazine, and it's kind of an entertaining read. especially pieces like this...

David ‘Devilfish’ Ulliott found himself sitting at the table next to the Unabomber as they waited for the $5,000 Shootout event to begin, and to pass the time, proceeded to tell a joke. As the joke reached its side-splitting climax, the tournament began and the dealer started to deal the first hand. Still yet to receive his cards, Devilfish delivered his knockout punch line, which included (as a lot his jokes do) the f-word. The dealer immediately stopped dealing and reported him to the floor man. When the Devilfish protested that the tournament had not yet started, the floor man conceded, but warned him to keep a tight button on it in future.

“No problem,” said the Devilfish breezily. “But before you go, tell me – are we allowed to use the c-word?”

“Err…well… there’s nothing about it in the rules,” stammered the floor man, already fearing the worst.

Devilfish turned to the dealer and said, “You’re a c*nt.”
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Postby NorthView » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:38 pm

Devilfish is a credit to the game and to this country.
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Seriously, fuck poker.
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Postby Danhdan » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:02 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:15 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby KJo » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:16 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:24 pm

I am actually a little surprised that they didnt give him a penalty anyways. They can give penalties for anything they consider abuse, you dont even have to curse.
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Postby gnurulle » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:35 pm

/gnu
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:09 pm

The Monkman J[c]

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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Beavis68 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:16 pm

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:05 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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