Best Yo Momma Joke Evar?

[EscapePlan9]

[Beavis68]

yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restraunt and looks at the menu she say..........ok

yo mama is so fat, she keeps pesos in one pocket and euros in the other

[Cactus Jack]

[EscapePlan9]

One of the earliest ones I heard was when I was in elementary school:

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger came out George Washington's nose.

In retrospect, it isn't funny except for using the word "booger" which was always amusing back in the good ol' days.

[EscapePlan9]

[antneye]

[antneye]

[k3nt]

[EscapePlan9]

There's many more awesome Starcraft Yo Momma jokes I found on TeamLiquid.net

But first, a non-SC one!

Yo momma's so fat, she had to get baptized in Sea World!


And now SC!

Your momma's so fat she takes all 3 hits from a mutalisk.

Your Momma's so fat if she was a unit in starcraft you wouldn't need to wall off your ramp to stop her.

your momma's so fat, she gotta double supply before rax

your momma's so fat, she cannot enter a bunker without the other three leaving!

[antneye]

[EscapePlan9]

Oh yea, I haven't updated my profile... I moved out of Rochester, NY to Rosemead, CA!

I also didn't make up any of those SC jokes myself - they were all taken from TeamLiquid.net, a popular site for serious SC gamers.

And finally, I haven't played SC in about three months. I don't even have a computer desk at my new place! Well, unless you consider stacked cardboard boxes a desk. To say the least it isn't very conducive to any serious gaming that requires precise coordination with mouse and keyboard. I can still play my emulators fine with my gamepad thankfully!

[EscapePlan9]

[antneye]

[EscapePlan9]

[k3nt]