Best Yo Momma Joke Evar?

[Beavis68]

[EscapePlan9]

[Pok 7's]

[EscapePlan9]

[Beavis68]

[antneye]

[Beavis68]

Dude, that is fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


to get my second point you have to check out my "right wing humor" thread, and listen to Rush.

[SebQtaneus]

Yo mommas so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.

[pokerzen]

[MecosKing]

PZ: LOLLERCOASTERS

Uhm... lemme see i used to know likea million of these till my memory went south obv sooo..now i can ony remember the realy off beat ones.

'Your mamas so poor that i went over to your house and rang the doorbell, and your mama stuck her head out the window and yelled 'ding dong!''

'your mamas so small, she pays handball on the curb (?)'

'your mamas so tall, she dida backflip and kicked jesus in the mouth (?)'

'your mamas so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on.'

'your mama's so ugly, she makes the onions cry.'
(i used to <3 that one)

I also had a pretty tite flaming session with a guy onna table that involved his mom (obv)..i IMed it to a few folks but i dont have it anymore...feel free if you still have it..i was pretty drunk when i wrote it but i vaguely remember it was sorta tite..

[Bosox1]

[MVPSPORTS]

[EscapePlan9]

[Felonius_Monk]

[Bosox1]