by emmasdad » Fri May 05, 2006 11:26 am
Today, the Coast Guard will:
Save 15 lives
Assist 117 people in distress
Conduct 90 search and rescue cases
Protect $2.8 million in property
Enforce 129 security zones
Interdict and rescue 15 illegal migrants at sea
Board 4 high interest vessels
Board 192 vessels of law enforcement interest
Board 122 large vessels for port safety checks
Seize 71 pounds of marijuana and 662 pounds of cocaine with a street value of 21.1 million
Conduct 317 vessel safety checks and teach 63 boating safety courses
Conduct 19 commercial fishing vessel safety exams
Respond to 11 oil and hazardous chemical spills
Process 280 mariner licenses and documents
Service 140 aids to navigation
Monitor the transit of 2,557 commercial ships through U.S. ports
Investigate 20 vessel casualties involving collisions, allisions and groundings
So, gee, since Coasties aren't out killing people but are only saving lives while risking their own, keeping terrorists from entering ports, coordinating with other military branches and Homeland Security, keeping a shitload of drugs out of the country and generally performing useful tasks, I guess they are not real military.