There's one on BW about Chuck Norris that is 30 or so long. there's also one on Mr. T there. There's one on P5's on David Hasselhof, but it is exactly the same as the Chuck Norris one, the kid just changed the name.

Chuck Norris jokes are so, so played.

Ive seen him in person. He is about 5'5" and 140 pounds. Tackle him and the fight is over.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

These are the first I've heard...I love em...

Wow, these cracked me up, really funny stuff . Keep them coming. I hope chuck norris has read these.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.

I like these...

If you don't know who your biological father is, it's probably Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris challenged a statue to a staring contest. Chuck remains undefeated.

There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the button, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it

MAN I need somethin better to do at work...