Okay... so I'm right in the middle of talkin crap w/ this dood that I dicked when the worst hand of all time happens... BTW... this is pretty long, so Xas can prolly stop readin now...
Hockey26111 posts small blind [$0.25].
alsdad318 posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MVPSPORTS1 [ 2c 2d ]
RyanV1977 folds.
oshanada folds.
Fireklip2 folds.
DD2k5 folds.
MVPSPORTS1 calls [$0.50].
focusyn23 folds.
HeyNow86 folds.
Hockey26111 calls [$0.25].
alsdad318 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, Tc, Js ]
Hockey26111 checks.
alsdad318 checks.
MVPSPORTS1: osh... are you just here for the free drinks?
MVPSPORTS1: or are you gonna play
MVPSPORTS1 bets [$1.50].
>You have options at Table 54652 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Table 36573 Table!.
Hockey26111 folds.
alsdad318 calls [$1.50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]
MVPSPORTS1: I mean s*it, if I had to f*ck your wife, I'd wanna get good and plastered too
oshanada: just the drinks
alsdad318 checks.
jambonatorT8 has joined the table.
>You have options at Table 36534 Table!.
MVPSPORTS1 checks.
** Dealing River ** [ Ac ]
alsdad318 checks.
MVPSPORTS1 checks.
alsdad318 shows [ Jd, Jh ] three of a kind, jacks.
MVPSPORTS1 doesn't show [ 2c, 2d ] a pair of twos.
alsdad318 wins $4.30 from the main pot with three of a kind, jacks.
So, I'm feelin a little zooted up already, and so I ask him a simple question...
MVPSPORTS1: ummmm
MVPSPORTS1: dokay
MVPSPORTS1: did you just check down top set?
alsdad318: why bet,so u can fold?
MVPSPORTS1: even a 12 year old virgin at Michael Jackson's house aint THAT tight
MVPSPORTS1: nevermind... you won the money
MVPSPORTS1: so nihan
THEN, right in the middle of his whiney little bitchfest, he plays THIS hand...
Fireklip2 posts small blind [$0.25].
DD2k5 posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MVPSPORTS1 [ 7h 7d ]
MVPSPORTS1 calls [$0.50].
focusyn23 folds.
HeyNow86 raises [$2].
Hockey26111 folds.
jambonatorT8 folds.
>You have options at Table 36573 Table!.
alsdad318 calls [$2].
RyanV1977 folds.
oshanada folds.
>You have options at Table 36534 Table!.
>You have options at Table 54652 (No DP) Table!.
Fireklip2 calls [$1.75].
DD2k5 folds.
MVPSPORTS1 calls [$1.50].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, 8c, 6d ]
Fireklip2 checks.
MVPSPORTS1 checks.
HeyNow86 bets [$5].
>You have options at Table 36534 Table!.
alsdad318 raises [$10].
Fireklip2 folds.
>You have options at Table 54652 (No DP) Table!.
MVPSPORTS1: there ya go
MVPSPORTS1: aggression baby
MVPSPORTS1 folds.
HeyNow86 calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
MVPSPORTS1: quads
MVPSPORTS1: DEF quads
HeyNow86 bets [$15].
alsdad318 calls [$15].
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
HeyNow86 is all-In [$8.50]
alsdad318 calls [$8.50].
HeyNow86 shows [ Kh, Kc ] two pairs, kings and tens.
alsdad318 shows [ 9d, 9h ] two pairs, tens and nines.
HeyNow86 wins $72.50 from the main pot with two pairs, kings and tens.
I wanna see em
MVPSPORTS1: BAH
focusyn23: nh
HeyNow86: thanks
MVPSPORTS1: so you raised that time so he would fold?
focusyn23: shutup mvp
MVPSPORTS1: what?
alsdad318: protection
alsdad318: its over your head
focusyn23: haha...
MVPSPORTS1: protecting the worst hand
MVPSPORTS1: apparently I didnt learn that lesson
MVPSPORTS1: go head
alsdad318: forget it,genius
MVPSPORTS1: steal it
MVPSPORTS1: you called off all your chips with an underpair to the board
MVPSPORTS1: what were you protecting?
MVPSPORTS1: besides teh 12 bucks you have left
alsdad318: if he had,ak,aq
MVPSPORTS1: I suppose
MVPSPORTS1: well nice read then
alsdad318: i played it correctly,regardless
MVPSPORTS1: okee dokee
MVPSPORTS1: you got robbed
MVPSPORTS1: goddamn rigged poker
oshanada: turned the flush huh?
alsdad318: your opinion means alot
oshanada: that was lucky
MVPSPORTS1: well at least you had teh balls to reload
alsdad318: 25 cent no limit player
MVPSPORTS1: you caught me there
alsdad318: im impressed with u
MVPSPORTS1: im playin WAAAAAAAAAY above my br
alsdad318: all mouth,no money
MVPSPORTS1: theres a seat open at 36534 if you want it
MVPSPORTS1: NL100
focusyn23: meh
MVPSPORTS1: you can sit next to me al
focusyn23: I am sucking donkey
alsdad318: go head,genius
MVPSPORTS1: we can be buddies
MVPSPORTS1: I'm already sittin there XXXXweed
alsdad318: im impressed
jambonatorT8: go on i pay u off
MVPSPORTS1: im not saying it to impress you... I thought you wanted to play a bigger game
alsdad318: we're all in aw of your brilliance
MVPSPORTS1: it's awe genius
MVPSPORTS1: if you're gonna talk XXXX, get a spellchecker
alsdad318: please,run your mouth
MVPSPORTS1: ill spot ya 75 cents if you call
MVPSPORTS1: Woot
MVPSPORTS1: bah
MVPSPORTS1: way to stay aggressive there al
alsdad318: ur a legend in your own mind
focusyn23: hmmmm
focusyn23: QJ clubs
MVPSPORTS1: damn.... just folded the winner
alsdad318: mv,u have a really small XXXXX,dont u?
focusyn23: you cant tell cause its always in your mouth
VPSPORTS1: your mom moans
MVPSPORTS1: thats all I have to go on
alsdad318: usually,big mouth,equals,small peenis
MVPSPORTS1: im sure you've seen more than me
MVPSPORTS1: are you a doctor or do you just blow a lot of guys?
alsdad318: so has your mom
MVPSPORTS1: prolly
MVPSPORTS1: but youre a guy
MVPSPORTS1: and that's slightly more disturbing no?
alsdad318: something against gays?
MVPSPORTS1: nah dood... you guys're cool
MVPSPORTS1: im just not big into chuggin c*ck
MVPSPORTS1: nothin personal
alsdad318: definrtly,small peenis
MVPSPORTS1: you keep sayin that like you wanna check
alsdad318: me either
MVPSPORTS1: you either what?
you have a small XXXXX and you're lookin for friends?
alsdad318: just not a redneck,like u
MVPSPORTS1: a redneck?
MVPSPORTS1: I'm Korean you douchebag
MVPSPORTS1: but thanks for playin our game
MVPSPORTS1: you picked that one about as good as you did the KK hand
alsdad318: ive learned so much
alsdad318: ur so skilled
MVPSPORTS1: dont stick your d*ck in an electric socket
MVPSPORTS1: ALWAYS a valuable lesson
This just went ON and ON and ON... Hell, it went on so long, even I was bored after a while.... Moral of the story... Don't F*ck with me...
mvp