and i'm a mod, if i want to delete this thread, i can.

Bri,

for the love of God dont delete this jewel!!!!

Hey Briachek,

It's not that your idea of four roses is completely horrible, I just think that it might make for an awkward situation, you don't think?

Like if you have to explain the meaning of your gift rather than it being obvious on what it means.

well the whole idea of the 1 rose for every date came from a friend of mine (who is a girl) and was accepted by another friend, who's a girl.

Get out of the wishy-washy grey girly areas and into the male black and white. It's 1 rose or a dozen, and definitely no cuddly toys - you're supposed to be thinking of a gift for a prospective shag, not a f-ing niece at Xmas. Good luck, BTW.

Maybe a 4 headed dildo?

I dont remeber who posted something about getting roses at the grocery store, but DO NOT BUY CHEAP FLOWERS!

If you dont have the budget to go to a florist and actually get a good dozen roses, then dont bother.

One thing to consider, if you are going over to her place (dont remember if it was you going to her place or her going to yours) would be to get her a bottle of champaigne. And do not buy cheap champaigne. If you are not into such things, go to a place with a decent selection and ask.

As my old roommate says "Wine is fine, but champaigne says you are the man"

-Jus

Man! First off, can i just say that i missed this thread until MVP PMed me something to the effect of 'help save this pathetic gayboys heretofore nonexistent lovelife' - okay maybe not that, but something like that. Okay, im kidding. Not really. Okay maybe- But he did PM me and tell me to check this one out. And lemme just say im glad i did! I mean, i was just gonna get the ole battle axe a dozen roses, and a box of sugar free chocolate candies just to let her know that i notice she's been gaining weight and whatnot.

Now I think im gonna get my GF 4000 roses for valentines day, one for every time i spilled my kids all over her crack, with 200 white ones to symbolize the times its beena product of anal bareback, and 3 pink ones to symbolize the three times i fuck-ed her sister. Man i love valentines day symbolism. GO BRI! woooooooo!

Anyways i dont think i need to reiterate that symbolism is cool if oyuve gotta long term girlfriend or a wifey or whatnot, but in the beginning of a relationship when you aint even peed in her butt yet (thats my buddy tim's euphamism for boning a chick) is odd, and may very well make her think your some sorta wierdo, which we all know that you are, but which you must go to GREAT lengths not to let her KNOW you are, because once she thinks that shes gonna start busting out the electric nipple clips and usin em to shock your balls, and stickin pins into your ballsack and hangin wierd pagan ornaments from em till your scrotum looks like a dreamcatcher... and that is the last thing you need, know what im sayin?

Okay, moral of this is that going overboard for Vday for a chick your just barely dating and whose anus has not yet been torn asunder by your mighty man meat even is along the same lines of xas buying jewelry for the infamous 'mrs xaston'. It sets the wrong tone for the relationship (should there be one) - i mean cmon, we all know that the more obvious it is were into a chick, the less the chick is into us. Ya gotta play it a little cooler than that dude! you know that! I like the idea of dinner, either one or a dozen roses, and a card- i mean thats plenty without teddy bears, kittens, and getting her name tattoed on your taint, right? A nice dinner, a few bottles of good wine, some roofies if ya gotem, and then--anal bareback time.

Word.

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