Just get her a box of chocolates and maybe a card, simple, easy, not over the top and just enough to get you that coveted cunnilingus you've spent many a night dreaming of...

hey, i'm not stupid enough to get jewelry. Her bithday is on the 19th too so i had to deal with having to do something for that too without being too serious with that either.

I'm not the only one that is taking this in a serious direction. She's been just as forward.

until her lips touch your peepee, she's NOT being forward...

If you think you can give her the 4 roses and she'll know what they symbolize, then go for it. If there's any doubt, then avoid it like syphillis and go for something more traditional. There will be nothing more awkward in your budding relationship than having to explain the point of your valentine's day gift, and if you're wrong, you can certainly kiss this lady friend goodbye.

Bri,
Do the poker thing (you do play poker right?) and get her 12 roses if you are going to get her flowers at all, 4 dates, it's like 3xBB right? If she calls you, great, if she folds you're only out a dozen stupid thorny flowers, great, if she raises you, LOL, then double great! But for cryin' out loud, it's only been FOUR dates! If you're in highschool that may be a lot but if you aint well jeez..... Save this crap up until you know for sure it's going somewhere and it's not just you two being infatuated with each other since it's new.

As for any probs you may have with MVP over this, well, I for one did not know it was you he was talking about until you spoke up. And knowing his attitude towards women,

well i know not everyone was gonna know but enough would know that it was gonna get out so i might as well just say. Anyway, mvp brought up the subject because he is one nosy mofo and had to know so I told him and this whole shit started.

couldn't have said that better myself... Nihan Sebby...

4 roses is not the best idea.
I agree with Kenny (yes, again): one or a bunch.

i would like to to thank MVP and Bri for this post. it's been a long time since i laughed so hard that i cried (is this a type of vaginaing?) -- one of MKs doozies, iirc -- and this one had me fcuking rolling.






p.s. bri, no shame here... it's a legit topic. the humor has been in the delivery.

Since this matter was urgnet enough to summon me by PM, I feel I must contribute a couple of cents.

Getting her 4 roses is roughly equivalent to saying all people are unique like snowflakes, and stars are angel tears. 1 or a bunch, if you're getting flowers at all. If you still feel an urge to be different and show her what a thoughtful little teddy bear you are, get her some other flowers instead of regular red roses. 1 or a bunch.

This advice comes seconded by a woman.

PS: She asks, "is this guy gay?"

Also, chocolate is better.