ARGH... FIXIN IT...

So its that time again, the time when I think what the heck lets try playing a tournament, I used to make good money playing them. I am at my moms and my laptop is hard to play 3 tables so what the heck. So its the same BS that reminds me every month why Tournaments are designed to lucky idiots instead of good poker players. I bought into a $20 omaha high tourney on stars.

I get a couple of good hands early, I'm big stack at my table with 9k in chips when the fun begins. I am the BB with 9 7 suited to the Jack in diamonds. Flop is J with 2 diamonds. I end up heads up vs the table moron. He has been dumping chips like crazy, he has over 12k when he sat down and he is down to 3k. I lead the flop he raises. I push and he calls. He has KQ . Wow I knew he was an idiot but I didnt expect to be in this good a shape. The turn is the offsuit 10. The river miss's my 11 outs. UGG that was fun.

Next hand I play about one rotation later. I am the button with K Q same moron raises pot. I reraise pot. He thinks about it and calls. Flops ia he pushs all in. I flop and kiss off half my stack.

I am now down to 2200 chips the avg stack is 8000. There are 28 players left and the top 18 get paid. Looks like another fucking bubble for me.

Well a bitching aside, this tourney can be chalked up to Rhound is a moron. I doubled up twice. Flopped top boat with kkQ10 flop of k99 and doubled up vs A9xx. Then I doubled up again flopping broadway vs bottom two. Up to 10k in chips. Made it to 14th. Then I flopped the 10 high flush from the blinds. I dont know what the fuck I thought the tight player check raised me with that I had beat but I push and he turns over the bigger flush. Duhhhhhhhh Out in 14th and have no one to blame but the dumbass typing this.

New rule... No bitchin when you make money playin...

Haha the fun continues I played an O8 tourney. 2nd hand I play I have A21010 suited to the A. I limp flop is 1077. Cha ching now to get paid off please say someone has a 7. I check from the BB It gets bet and raised in front of me. I just call. Turn is a 8, nice the backup nut low draw too. Get checked, the raisor bets, I raise pot. The player that checked raises all in, gets called. I call, he could have 77xx but I still have top boat and the nut low draw. Player 1 has 7KK3, and player 2 has A378. River is a K. This game really hates me. At least it happened in the first 5 min of the tourney it piss's me off even worse when I've played for 2 hrs and this BS happens.

Tourneys blow...

AND, at least it didn't happen at some live $400PLO game...

VERY uncreative, but thanks for the effort limit boy...