I went back and did a little more research with my PT stats to see why I cant win at Party here is the biggest reasons. I have playerd 6000 hands. I am down $178 with AA. I have seen 45 flops with AA, KK, QQ, and JJ and have only flopped4 sets. The worst being JJ which I have seen 14 flops with and have not flopped a set. Overall i down $127 with JJ. I have seen flops with Ax suited 142 times, I have not flopped the nut flush yet and I have only made 2 flushs in hands I've stayed in one of them made my flush by pairing the board and i lost to a boat with 8/2.

Monk is correct the best move is to delete the virus I downloaded called party poker, cash out my money and not go back. I think I'm going to go back to playing at poker stars or maybe Royal Vegas. Maybe do a little bonus whoring.

Well, I've been winning consistently for a couple of weeks at Stars and Absolute. Back to Party and the usual bullshift starts over yet again. Well, I'm largely speechless really. I don't think theres a game I can win at this site, and despite being a very successful player everywhere else, yadda yadda you know the story. I am just so disgusted with Party and Empire right now, they have been single-handedly responsible for anything and everything that's gone wrong in my game for so long.

Playing $100PLO8 today, this gimp has been playing horribly, calling and chasing everything and hitting the usual party miracles. He's even cheated HORRIBLY once, timing out with nut low when he's scared of the quarter and going all in. He's taken me out of pots with miracle cards about three times. I flop a wheel, he flops errrrr NOTHING, with a NOTHING KICKER and NOTHING for low and then somehow three quarters me, before leaving about two hands later with about 4 buyins.

***** Hand History for Game 1474612420 *****
$100 PL Omaha Hi/Lo - Saturday, January 22, 14:47:43 EDT 2005
Table Table 14276 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: mkb462 ( $91 )
Seat 2: outlaw ( $225.57 )
Seat 3: Mtracerider ( $309.14 )
Seat 4: FeloniusMonk ( $105.23 )
Seat 5: faraday ( $43.25 )
Seat 6: Bongo_Fury ( $177.03 )
Seat 7: FrancescoM ( $75.74 )
Seat 8: bigern33 ( $86.74 )
Seat 10: rsjbob ( $135.97 )
Seat 9: Sharlese ( $98 )
Mtracerider posts small blind [$1].
FeloniusMonk posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to FeloniusMonk [ 9c Ad Tc 4d ]
faraday folds.
Bongo_Fury folds.
bigern33 folds.
Sharlese folds.
rsjbob folds.
mkb462 calls [$2].
outlaw has been reconnected and has 20 seconds to act.
outlaw folds.
Mtracerider raises [$3].
FeloniusMonk calls [$2].
mkb462 calls [$2].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 5c, 2s ]
Mtracerider bets [$11.4].
FeloniusMonk calls [$11.4].
mkb462 folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
Mtracerider bets [$2].
FeloniusMonk raises [$20].
Mtracerider raises [$91.1].
FeloniusMonk is all-In [$69.83]
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
Mtracerider shows [ 2h, 7h, 6c, Ac ] a straight, three to seven.
Mtracerider shows 5,4,3,2,A for low.
FeloniusMonk shows [ 9c, Ad, Tc, 4d ] a straight, ace to five.
FeloniusMonk shows 5,4,3,2,A for low.
Mtracerider wins $1.64 from side pot #1 with a straight, three to seven.
Mtracerider wins Lo ($1.63) from side pot #1 with 5,4,3,2,A.
Mtracerider wins $105.73 from the main pot with a straight, three to seven.
FeloniusMonk wins Lo ($52.86) from the main pot with 5,4,3,2,A.
Mtracerider wins Lo ($52.87) from the main pot with 5,4,3,2,A.

Way to catch a sodding three outer for your whole damn stack. Yet again i'll be lucky to be a net winner once the bonus is cleared. My hatred for this site is, almost impossibly, increasing by the week. I'm yet to decide if i'll even play the next bonus here, I might as well just play somewhere where this garbage doesnt happen on every other big hand you play.

SCREW YOU PARTY!

Monk
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My thoughs exactly monk

Other gems from today... I raise preflop with AA2, flop comes A88, I bet pot to guard against lows.... get all in vs one oppo, high cards come, sweet.... errmmm he has the wonderful O8 hand of 88J9.

I raise all in with AA on a flop of AT3 (also have 26 for the low draw). Opponent calls with a TEN HIGH flush draw and wins it

Monk
xxxxx

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WHAT THE F*** IS THIS???? Every time, I'm telling you! THIS SITE IS SO GONE BY THE END OF THE NIGHT!

***** Hand History for Game 1475820830 *****
$25 PL Omaha Hi/Lo - Saturday, January 22, 18:28:22 EDT 2005
Table Table 14722 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 7: Koemjing ( $5.87 )
Seat 6: FeloniusMonk ( $49.4 )
Seat 8: RenoMax ( $34.65 )
Seat 1: bailfla ( $9.42 )
Seat 4: denamay ( $18.08 )
Seat 10: LOLatYOU ( $26.65 )
Seat 5: wiesel ( $11.33 )
Seat 9: SweetSuz ( $14.02 )
Seat 3: tomahawk1 ( $16.5 )
RenoMax posts small blind [$0.25].
SweetSuz posts big blind [$0.5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to FeloniusMonk [ 2c 5c Ah Ad ]
LOLatYOU folds.
bailfla calls [$0.5].
tomahawk1 folds.
denamay calls [$0.5].
wiesel calls [$0.5].
>You have options at Table 10821 Table!.
>You have options at Table 14731 Table!.
FeloniusMonk raises [$3.25].
Koemjing folds.
RenoMax folds.
>You have options at Table 14731 Table!.
SweetSuz calls [$2.75].
bailfla folds.
maincors has joined the table.
denamay calls [$2.75].
>You have options at Table 14731 Table!.
wiesel folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 3d, Th ]
SweetSuz bets [$4].
denamay folds.
>You have options at Table 10821 Table!.
FeloniusMonk raises [$20].
SweetSuz is all-In [$6.77]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
FeloniusMonk shows [ 2c, 5c, Ah, Ad ] a straight, ace to five.
FeloniusMonk shows 5,4,3,2,A for low.
SweetSuz shows [ Ac, Js, 2h, Kc ] a straight, ace to five.
SweetSuz shows 5,4,3,2,A for low.
FeloniusMonk wins $4.62 from side pot #1 with a straight, ace to five.
FeloniusMonk wins Lo ($4.61) from side pot #1 with 5,4,3,2,A.
SweetSuz wins $7.74 from the main pot with a straight, ace to five.
FeloniusMonk wins $7.73 from the main pot with a straight, ace to five.
SweetSuz wins Lo ($7.74) from the main pot with 5,4,3,2,A.
FeloniusMonk wins Lo ($7.73) from the main pot with 5,4,3,2,A.

I know it's only a $25 game but they don't seem to play appreciably different at $100 and STILL CATCH THESE MIRACLES! Back at this awful site for about a couple of hours and already i need the bonus just to keep my head above water.... It's not even worth my while clearing the bonuses for all the headaches and lack of financial renumeration it brings. Yet again I find myself severely questioning the randomness of the beatings I seem to be receiving, and that just makes me annoyed at my own paranoia but when you're a consistent winner and in control of your game EVERYWHERE you play, and then you find ONE site which throws out so many garbage beats, so many horror flops to your big hands, so many times you're PRAYING for a drawing card not to hit and the single worst one in the deck hits and you lay down what was yet another winner.

Anyhow, I realise no-one has the slightest bit of interest in reading these puerile rants but you'll agree that sometimes it does help to get it off your chest. So sincerest apologies for that. I get the distinct feeling this could be the last bonus I get at Party; after recent bad runs I've decided to only play there during the reloads, but it's looking rather like I'm going to be booting this damn thing off my computer and not bothering in future for the meagre returns i seem to get. Anyway, I'll keep you posted. And Rhound - I know your pain

Monk
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Monk I will give you the same advice you gave me. Click control panel, add remove programs and delete that BS site and dont go back.

I read it because I need a good laugh.

Monk why do you still bother with that site? Just move on. I hated it and despite the fishiness of the players I refuse to go back.

No, that's fine Monk.

But I may rename this thread MONK & HOUND PARTYPOKER THERAPY SESSION.

OK... Net profit after clearing the bonus, $12 lets go play somewhere I can win.... lol

Hi Monk,

I had this happen 2 me on party 2.

But after that absolute crap I am still going after that bonus.

I just gotta make $13 and then I am a better player then you....lol.

I will let you know if my bad beats top yours.

Tommyhawk.

p.s: You have earned enough points to buy yourself that beautiful basebal cap that you can proudly wear. Or take a look around in that neverending shop of party-points. They really care about their players it shows.