Just played a little session at a new site with a brand new account. For some reason (partly because there wasn't enough letters to use EalhamIsGod, don't ask) I decided to name myself after high-flying professional ecw wreslter of the late 90s Rob Van Dam. Splendid stuff.

Anyhow, it turned out to be an omen for success, as I just ran up 6 buyins in a collosal PLO session, playing superb poker, getting a ton of great hands, and basically wiping the floor with everyone. By the time I quit, I had more money than everyone else combined, and no-one seemed to have the guts to call my preflop raises and flop bets. Actual chat exerpt...

Dealer: Game #1000658184, RobVanDam wins pot ($30.50) with Two Pairs, Kings and Jacks, Nine high
walkabout: u r destroying the table
Dealer: Game #1000658194, RobVanDam wins pot ($5.75)
RobVanDam: correction
RobVanDam: i am van damminating the table

LOL.

Monk
xxxxx

Hahahaha

Noice

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