Hand 1
MP is a total calling station - he pays off pot sized bets on all streets and min-raises preflop like every hand. I have about $3000, he has $2200.
Get
in LP. EP limps, MP min-raises, I raise to 120. All fold to MP, he calls.
Flop
Pot = $290.
He bets $100, I raise to $300, he calls.
Turn
Pot = $990
He checks, I bet $600, MP calls.
River
Pot = $2190
MP bets $500, Hero calls.
MP shows
. And yes, he would have paid off my all-in without the 5. FHDJ*#$&(*#$&@#&
Hand 2
Hero get
in BB. I have $4000, LP has $2100. MP raises to $70, LP calls. MP cold called a raise in EP earlier along with 3 others. I had AA on the button and made it 500. He then goes all-in when it gets back to him. He had 33 and I scooped that one. No read on LP, yet. I raise to $350. MP folds, LP calls.
Flop
Pot = $800
I bet $700, he calls.
Turn
Pot = $2200.
I check, he goes all-in for $1050, I say - I put $350 in preflop with KK and he only has $2100 - I am not folding - and I call. River is irrelevant and he shows
and scoops. *#$&@($&*(@#&$&
Hand 3
I raise to $100 in EP with KK. MP raises to $300, leaving him with $1200. I call. Flop = 222. I check, he bets $600, I move in. He calls. Turn A, river 4. He shows AK and scoops. $#^@&$@#*$
Hand 4
I raise to $80 in EP with 56. 4 callers.
Flop comes 347, rainbow. I bet $400, LP raises to $1200, I move in. Turn 3, river K. He shows his obvious set of 44 and scoops.
I cant win hands against shortstacks either - My AK loses to QTs for $550 - $140 in preflop. My KK loses to AA for $400 (well, I deserved to lose that one, but when does the shortstack get AA after I re-raised someone else preflop!). My AA loses to 99 for $450.
Un-freak-in real. Somehow I only manage to lose $1000 during this session of horrendous beats. If I win all these I am up $15,000. I am going to go and puke.
And yes, this is a bad-beat post, but I don't really care right now. Sorry, Ice.
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