Okay, I'm half drunk and sitting at a $50NL table today when THIS brain surgeon walks in... Obviously, it's the $50NL no max table at UB... I'm sure you're thinkin "What the hell does someone doing sitting down at a $50 table with more than $96k??? Not sure about that one, but, I'm sad to say, that when I saw him origionally sit down, he had over 97k!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, that's right, ladies and (mostly) gentleman, he managed to lose TWENTY buyins...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a shmoe...
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (9 handed)
($27.35)
MP1 ($96081.20) HUH?!?!?! BOY must this guy have a small penis...
MP2 ($18.25)
MP3 ($51.95)
CO ($35.75)
Button ($19.30)
SB ($165.35)
BB ($50)
UTG ($24)
Preflop: is with , .
Final Pot: $0.75
Sorry if this post was kinda pointless... I just got a giggle out of it (although the Bushmills may have helped...

)... I guess on the bright side, he probably had the entire tables entire bankrolls covered...
Seriously, does anyone know anything about this guy...??? People were askin him all kinds of questions about the "best" players at UB, and I was curious if he was mostly just pulling stuff out of his ass...