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Postby rdale » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:48 am

I wouldn't worry too much MVP. Mesco mistakenly showed up to a MENSA chapter meeting thinking it was NAMBLA and hasn't been the same since.
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Postby bensberg » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:42 am

How do you fit tightwad, monk, and mecos on a bar stool?

Turn it upside down.
:x <--- constipated
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:35 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Rhound50 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:37 pm

Monk Iced tea I hope, a hot tea enemma seems rather painfull
"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Rhound50 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:41 pm

Monk Iced tea I hope, a hot tea enemma seems rather painfull
"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:46 pm

Monk Ice tea I hope, a hot tea enemma seems rather painfull :D
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:10 pm

Monk Ice tea I hope, a hot t..... oh, hang on....

Shit.
The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Rhound50 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:27 pm

Wow mvp first put me in therapy with that scary icon, now you are parroting me. Whats next ????
"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:56 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby hard2tel » Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:12 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby MecosKing » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:03 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:50 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:48 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:43 am

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:11 am

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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