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TW GAY JOKE AMNESTY THREAD

Postby Felonius_Monk » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:13 pm

The Monkman J[c]

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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby TightWad » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:21 pm

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Postby iceman5 » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:36 pm

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Postby stealthtt385 » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:39 pm

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Postby TightWad » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:44 pm

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Postby Dumb Snowman » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:49 pm

Three guys walk into a bar. A rapist, a pedophile, and a homo

And that was just tightwad.

(Sorry TW, but I think I'm the only one on this forum who hasn't made jest of your apparrently blatant homosexuality)
Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby rdale » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:21 am

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:05 am

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby TightWad » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:39 am

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Postby Rhound50 » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:08 pm

Hmmmmmm. i think you just did.
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Postby TightWad » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:15 pm

Well, at least I didn't go into details of how I made some dizzylingly world-class calls...Like when I check-raised and called his big all-in reraise with bottom two pair (I also thought I had an openender, but I didn't lol...I was pretty drunk)...and I didn't say a word about the hand where monk decided to put an "advanced play" on me, I have no idea why, because a calling station full of whiskey is NOT gonna lay down bottom set...ahhhh, fun times! I'd like to boldly claim I had a perfect read on the monk-man, but really i was just wasted.
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