Get T8o in the BB. Folds to the SB who completes. I raise to 75c (3x). He re-raises to $2. Uh-oh. Decision time. Oh what the hell I'm up on this table and I don't think much of this guy. Call.
In the back of my mind, I'm going into "we both know we're bullsh*tting each other" mode. We'll try to push each other off any way we can. I hope he's thinking the same way.
Flop K82 rainbow. The ultimate no-draw flop. He bets $2 into the $3+ pot (after rake). I call, hoping that middle pair is solid heads-up. I decide he doesn't have a K. If he had a K, he would check-raise or slowplay the flop, assuming he is in bullsh*tting mode. Pot is $7+.
Turn is another K. Now he bets $3. I *definitely* can't put him on a K now. No way. And if he has AA he has to be scared of the paired K and wouldn't likely be betting. Starting to feel like a pure bluff. But I'm not sure. I flat call again.
River is a 5. No flushes, no straights, no nothing. I still have 2nd pair. He pushes all-in with his last $11 into a $13 or so pot.
Well, now's the time to find out if my read has been correct. I have to call.
And I win.

But ...
I played a huge hand with a marginal holding. I hate doing that.
I was totally passive the whole way. I never play like that.
Who hates the way I played this? Anybody like it?
Anybody want to guess his hand?