Kenny - I have to say, I am NOT impressed with your detective skills.
True story. My then-wife threw me a surprise 25th birthday party ohh, let's not talk about how many years ago. She invited all my friends and didn't tell me about it. She just told me, let's go to the lake (we lived in Chicago) and have a picnic. Two of my friends are already there when we arrive. Others trickle in. There's cake, and much food, and a lot of games, and swimming, and a good time is had by all. Nobody ever says "Surprise!" But that's the only thing missing from the successful surprise party. I had no clue it was going to happen. I had a great time.
But the whole day,
I never figured out it was a surprise party. I just assumed that my then-wife had told me about it and I had forgotten about it. I was too embarrassed to talk to anybody and ask them, "Was I supposed to know about this?" Hours or days later, I was informed it had been a surprise party. I honestly did not know.
THAT is how bad a detective I am.
True story.
But even I knew who TUP was, ages ago.
So, um, Kenny: work on your detecting a little, ok?