OK so i have an iphone... dont get me wrong, things a cool phone, great interface, easy to use, etc. But theres ALOT of GLARING things that it lacks. Such as:

(1) It cant sent multimedia messages unless it goes through email. This is fuckin stpid, If i cant get drunk and take a pic of my balls and sent it directly to someones fone without logging online to my email and emailing it to them, the things ghey.

(2) It cant receive pictures without using the internet. This is also really annoying.

(3) I cant loginto my email with it. Granted i coule prolly call sustomer support with that one and get it fixed, but im not tite enough to have to check my email incessantly, so meh.

(4) It cant send message to multiple people at once. WTF IS THIS?! If someone sends me a lame text and i cant embarass them by sending it to everyone, things ghey.

(5) It isnt compatible with any media player except wtf ever youtube uses. This means no streaming vids from stream sites, no youporn, no nothin. OH WAIT I CAN WATCH THE EVOLUTION OF DANCE TILL MY DICK FALLS OFF! Yay! Too bad i think that things the gayest thing in recent creation, next to maybe Barney Frank....(cant have a rant thread without a dig @ the democrats OBV)

(6) It doesnt take video. If i cant bust out a video shoot of the crazy black crackhead that was goin up to everyone by the laundromat/liquor store and accusin them of bein bigots and race traders, and beatin his dog and yelling "IF I EVER CATCH YOU DISCRIMINATING, THERES ALOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!", and send it to americas titest home videos (if theres not a show like that there oughta be), then Meh to the thing.

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Ok, so i hear from multiple people there are hacks out that let you do these things, but OBV im too lazy to look forem, im like fuggit, it'll be in the january update for the thing.

WRONGO! Wtf was in the january iphone update?

Enhanced use of the map function (which NO ONE EVER uses), so the map remembers where you are from one use to the next.
It is now easier to toggle between web pages. WOOT, GREAT...
OH AND GUESS WHAT YOU CAN NOW RENT MOVIES THROUGH ITUNES AND WATCHEM ON YOUR 0.0000001 INCH SCREEN INSTEAD OF YOUR PLASMA SCREEN..AND YOU GET TO PAY $2 a pop to do it WOOOOOOOT...

F U Steve Jobs, you remind me of my gay neighbor growing up that a guy i know swears tried to molest him...F U IN THE EAR SIR...No wonder your stock dropped 20 points since your stupid speech. And F U for that too, by the way.

I hope the generous person who gave you this Xmas present is reading this.

Can't see the point in the fuckers at all. I have email/internet at home and work. I have an Ipod. I have a phone. So do lots of people. Why then, why? To save you the hassle of carrying two things round with you at once and be contactable at all times by email AND phone?

No ta.

This thread deserves a bump today for obvious reasons...if you dont know why, your not paying attention.

F U STEVE JOBS

YOU REMIND ME OF MY LATENTLY HOMOESEXUAL HISTORY TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO ENDED UP GETTIN BUSTED WITH A KIDDY PORN DUNGEON...

F U STRAIGHT UP YOUR QUEER SAN-FRANSICO-LIVING ARSE..

anyone know how to apply for welfare?? cmon we gotta have some minorities lurking here...