by MekosKing » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:49 pm
Cuttim some slack dood... Going from wankin it over golf clubs and pics of tiger woods posing, staring wistfully off into the distance after bangin a big drive (MB poppin stiffy already OBV...text-file wankin=tite, 7thgrade FTW, etc) straight to wankin it to the standard necrobestiality that the rest of us do, without any sort of stepping stone, is alot to ask of someone...show some sympathy, sir...jeez.
WP MB, congrats...next thing ya know, youll be wankin it to the Womens clothing section of the JCPenny catalogue, which actually shows body parts, though covered...graduate to SI swinsuit edition, then mebbe even skinimax, after awhile!...one step atta time buddy! gogogogogo...
alitomr (4:18:06 PM): wtf am i sposed to do with thios constipation
Mekos King (4:18:51 PM): ANAL SUPPOSITORIES FTW!
alitomr (4:18:58 PM): dewd
alitomr (4:19:05 PM): i bought like 24 of those
alitomr (4:19:17 PM): at the beginnin it was hard putin them in
alitomr (4:20:04 PM): now it s like the famned thing cant pass close to the ahole cause im like "wtf did it go?"
alitomr (4:20:08 PM): gg life