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Postby RedBarracuda » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:39 am

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Postby oatmealforxmas » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:24 am

doomswitched. -4.5 buyins today. pretty stunning. got my money in good a lot of the time. really didnt even tilt off any. just running terrilbe. so many hands that were good on the turn were laughably bad on the river.

i had to stop because..well..i couldnt win a hand.

2100 hands. went to show down 23 percent won at showdown 42 percent. awesome.

this obviously doesnt count the 58134950274309 times that i made a flush/str8 on the turn and have the board become double paired on the river, because i dont even get to fuckin' showdown those millino times.

hopefully tomorrow will be better. thank god for bankrolls

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[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:02 am

[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:34 am

[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:25 am

Welll...I finally made my bankroll goal for moving up to 100nl. I am happy that I finally got the roll up to 5k, but am kind of ashamed of how long it took compared to some of the other guys on here. I guess the whole weak/tight sucking at poker thing makes winning money fast really hard for me. But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition.

I'm curious to see how 100nl goes. I guess if I drop $500 I will probably drop down for a bit, but hopefully I will continue my meteoric rise. Ha.

Anyway from $300 at beginning of February to $5000 at beginning of November isn't too too bad, considering how much I withdrew and how terrible I am.

OK then. gogogo 100nl plsplspls.
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby hard2tel » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:35 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby MBuckler » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:09 am

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Postby geiststaat » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:31 am

"A big day in my career was the day I realized that tomorrow I would still be a tilter." -- Tommy Angelo
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Postby MBuckler » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:35 am

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Postby oatmealforxmas » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:59 am

[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby MBuckler » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:42 am

meh, keep getting $ in with the best of it and it'll turn around.
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:50 pm

Well. My introduction to .50/1 has been pretty laughable. I have won a little money, but should be way way way way way up. This is because I lost with top set the first 3 times I had it. Full stacks each time. Thats $600 that I should have in my roll (I know I dont have 100% equity but whatever, I had top set). Anyway, even losing with my really good hands, I have been winning at a good clip. It helps that my opponents are just uhm like retarded.

Anyway, I gotta clean up the dam house and pick up my buddy from the airport.

gogogo november

br: 5184
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:25 am

[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby MBuckler » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:45 am

at least you got the roll for the super gey beats

:lol:
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:51 am

now 4 for 5 in losing with top set

JJ flopped top set, lost stacks to turned str8

if i ever run good, gg 100nl. i think i have left like 800 on the table with top set in the last 3 days
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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