Poker stars fuck you. The only reason I put money on your fucking site is to buy a chunk of Xaston. For some stupid reason I added a couple hundred extra in player money. Of course because of security reason, I can gamble away all my money but I have to wait 10 days to make a transfer. Fuck you poker stars

I started playing 2/4 2-7lowball. I won one out of 56 hands at a 6 max game. The best hand I made was a 97 which only won because villian who is a moron happened to miss his all powerful 7654 draw. WTF is wrong with poker stars that is way ahead of my 7432 draw from the deal. I hate 3 smooth 7 draws. One off the deal, and two after the first discard, and one 8432 draw and hit none.

Then on to donkaments. I was under the impression coin flips were 50/50 but apparently not for me.

$27 Turbo
QQ<< on the X

$27 Turbo
99<<AK AIPF

$22 Heads up match I had this moron under 800 chips 3 times
<88 AIPF on a T flop
<< JJ on a after moron limped on the button preflop with JJ
88<<KQ AIPF
Finally the fouth time I have him to 800 chips
My AJ beats his KQ (fucking miracle)

$22 Head up match
AQ<< TT AIPF

$22 Heads up match
Guy 3 bets me preflop for the 3rd time in 4 hands I push with AK and he calls with AA

To my count that is 1 for 6 in coin flips, 0 for 1 when I am dominating and 0 for 1 when I'm dominated. I miss you bodog

FUCK YOU STARS

Being that I might have grand kids by the time they let me get my money out I might have no choice.