Serving Notice: This Is How I Tilt!

Put in nearly 2 more hours tonight. Where were we? 20 out of last 25 PFR's that saw flops failed and 5 out 7 on the day? Here we go with some more. There's only so much a man can take.

1 - Open [Jh] from SB. BB calls.
J52 rainbow - 3/4 c-bet called
7 (2 diamonds now) - check/call 1/3 pot from BB
7 - check/call another 1/3 pot from BB
BB [9c] - We just can't fold anything to my raises and c-bets, huh?
21 for 26 now

2 - Open [Qd] CO. BB calls
[3h][2s] - BB donks 1/2 pot, I call (he has a small pair most likely/won't fold)
- BB bets 2/3 pot, I fold
22 for 27 failures

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In between here, I was set over setted in a raised 3-way pot by someone running 65/14 so that just added to the awesomeness. Flop 6A2. I have 6's, he has Aces. -----------------

Open AKo 2 off the button. OTB calls
765 2-tone flop. I bet 3/4 pot, OTB raises, he's not full stacked so I can't make a raise without committing so I fold.
23 for 28 whiffs (8 for 10 on the day now)


TILT IGNITION!
Open raise [3c] 2 off the button. BB calls (what else is new)
[8s][9s] - 3/4 c-bet called
- check/check
- check - FUCK IT! I fire 4/5 pot - BB shows me a set of 9's.
Hmm..guess they do out flop me every time.
24 for 29 now (9 for 11)

Open raise [Qs] OTB. BB calls.
[5c][7h] - BB min-c/r to my 3/4 c-bet
I re-raise 3x BB's bet, pretty much meaning I gotta call the AI since he's a 60% stack to start. BB pushes, I call. I've had it!
[9d] from BB
Ship an Ace on the turn. Cause that's how I roll.
Streak now at 25 out of 30 without getting a fold on the flop (10 for 12 on the day)

BB makes a comment "what a turn"
"Well, it was bound to happen. Now we're playing for stacks. Who's next?"

J9o for a raise? Get the fuck outta here with that shit!

Same table, few hands later, [Jd] OTB only call a raise from MP. 3-way flop.
[2d][7c] - PFRer c-bets 2/3, I make a large raise, everyone folds.

Now maybe they'll start to realize I'll ready to start stacking off with Ace high and cut the shit. Still finished down slightly for the session. Minus 2 stacks on the day. They just are not going to fold a pair or a potential pair unless there's already an Ace out on that board. Because that's all a PFRer can have. Not even 2 cards. Just 1 Ace.

LOL @ Skill

For those of you who thought it might eventually stop......more Stars misery:

2nd Hand of the $100K
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1612537 - Well flopped sir, nihan. The flopped 2 pair well explains your horrible preflop call


My 2nd PFR - Guess it's not only cash games. It's good to be the BB when I raise.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG+1 (t4920)
MP1 (t1655)
MP2 (t3040)
Hero (t2055)
CO (t2925)
Button (t2955)
SB (t3360)
BB (t2400)
UTG (t3690)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with , .
4 folds, Hero raises to t100, 3 folds, BB calls t70.

Flop: (t215) , , (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t150, BB calls t150.

Turn: (t515) (2 players)
BB bets t150, Hero raises to t400, BB raises to t2150, Hero folds.

Final Pot: t1315

Results in white below:
No showdown. BB wins t1315.

After I actually got away with a steal holding JJ, my exit. Again, excellent call with AJo. Now way I can outflop that:
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP2 (t4615)
MP3 (t3485)
CO (t2200)
Hero (t2055)
SB (t2875)
BB (t3195)
UTG (t3075)
UTG+1 (t2855)
MP1 (t2645)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
4 folds, MP3 raises to t200, 1 fold, Hero raises to t2055, 2 folds, MP3 calls t1855.

Flop: (t4185) , , (2 players)

Turn: (t4185) (2 players)

River: (t4185) (2 players)

Final Pot: t4185

Results in white below:
MP3 has Jc Ah (three of a kind, jacks).
Hero has 9s 9d (two pair, jacks and nines).
Outcome: MP3 wins t4185.

GG

3-table $10 SNG:
4th hand:
[Tc] in BB
SB opens for 60 (3x), I call
[Ac][As] Pot 120
SB bets 20, I call
OK, I'm gonna slowplay and raise the river to rep the Ace
Pot 160
SB bets 20, I call
HEHEHEHEHE
Pot 200
You MOTHERFUCKERS!......ok, ok....as long as he doesn't have a King. I can still make a bet here.
SB best 200, I call.....SB [Jd]

Several folds later, blinds 50/100
Same SB open-raises to 300, I push [8c] from BB for 1315 total. BB has [Kc]. Drawing dead on the flop.


Dear Pokerslime (Stars),

I am writing to inform you of a glitch in your software. It seems that whenever I raise, all the fold buttons for the rest of the table disappear. I am currently in the process of setting up an epass account in order to deposit for the first time, but in the meanwhile I have been playing with a transfer. Let me just make it clear though, that if your intention was to clean me out so that I would then be forced to deposit/reload with my own money, it will not have the intended effect, but just the opposite, as I am now seriously reconsidering said deposit and will NOT be doing so if this shit doesn't stop soon. If you need to ask "what shit", please browse through my hand histories for just about every single table I've sat at since starting play at Jerry Yang poker this month.

Sincerely,
Just another sucker

PS - May you get BULLLLDOOOOZZEERRRRRRED in the ass.
(Line stolen from GreaterThanU in BTPC WCOOP post recently)

Dood.. you should really try the converter.. it rocks.. JC wrote about it somewhere and I started using it... I mean, not that it's important, but I think you'll like it...

Omaha is just too wild for me even to start thinking of playing it.. i have a friend that makes money on NLH regularly and every once in a while he plays omaha online cause' it's so "juicy" and goes on to lose significant parts of his bankroll. bljeh to that
As for the converter, also bljeh, i just thought you might like it because of the equity stuff etc. but nevermiind that. it's not important and this works nicely. Now I am just waiting for some monster pot to slide your way and I'll be satisfied..

Sickness in Victory

So this was supposed to be my victory post. The first positive post in here in forever. I think ED asked me last week if I ever win. This was supposed to be the post. And it still kind of is. Tonight was still my best night, results-wise in over a month. Still, you guys tell me how satisfied you would be with this.....

Played the same 4 MTT's I played last night.

1 - $20K Gaurranteed
Out on the 5th hand of the night
No Limit Holdem Tournament
9 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG (3000)
UTG+1 (3000)
MP1 (3260)
MP2 (2850)
LP (2970)
CO (2970)
Hero (2970)
SB (2980)
BB (3000)

Blinds: 10/ 20

Pre-flop: (30, 9 players) Hero is BTN [Kd]
UTG raises to 80, 5 folds, Hero raises to 360, 2 folds, UTG goes all-in 3000, Hero goes all-in 2610

Flop: [3c][Ah] (5979, 2 players)

Turn: (5979, 2 players)

River: (5979, 2 players)

Final Pot: 5970
Hero shows: [Kd]
UTG shows: [Ac]

UTG wins 5970 ( won +3000 )
Hero lost -2970

But after that, I cashed in the next 3 consecutive MTT's. That's good!

I won some T$ in a satellite.

I final tabled the SAME EXACT PLHE MTT that I finished 3rd out of 184 on Sunday night that I should have won. That's good, right!

Hmm.....with 4 people left I thought I was in perfect position to win it again. I had just raised preflop, gotten called by 2 of the most aggressive players at the final table and runner-runnered the 3rd nut flush with 2 people pushing into me. I JUST WON THE DAMN THING!

Pot Limit Holdem Tournament
4 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero (68348)
BTN (63722)
SB (58246)
BB (55684)

Blinds: 1500/ 3000

Pre-flop: (4500, 4 players) Hero is CO [9d]
Hero raises to 9000, 1 fold, SB calls 7500, BB calls 6000

Flop: [Qs][Kd] (27018, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (27018, 3 players)
SB bets 12000, BB calls 12000, Hero calls 12000

River: (63018, 3 players)
SB goes all-in 37246, BB goes all-in 34684, Hero calls 37246

Final Pot: 172176
BB shows: [Ad]
Hero shows: [9d]
SB shows: [Qh]

Hero wins 5124 ( lost -53122 )
BB wins 167052 ( won +111368 )
Hero lost -53122
SB lost -58246

MOTHER $)#@(*&$(!@*_&_! &*(!$*(!@)

Finished 3rd again out of 164
The exit hand, 2 hands later was another insult. All-in with 22 OTB 3-handed. BB has 76o and calls. Flop 34x Turn 5.

But I'm still in the PLO8 tournament. We're down to the final 2 tables from 208 players.

[4s][Qs][Ah] in MP
1 limper and I raise enough to get 1/3 of my stack in preflop. Limper calls, he has me slightly covered.
Flop [2d][Kd]
I bet enough to put in just about the rest of my stack. Limper c/r's to put in the last 1K. He flips over [3c][5h][Kc]
Could he have picked out 3 more perfect cards for the flop with his hand?
Want even more of an insult.
on the turn to make his wheel and let me think for a second that I had re-sucked a 2 outter.

I'm not all up on my O8 odds, but I think that right there is like one of the biggest favorites you can be in a hand preflop in Omaha 8. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong.

Bleh, finished 17th. That hand woulda made me 2nd in chips.

So still my best day of the month, but I could have entirely pulled myself out of the hole for October for the 2nd time and ran into the wrong cards at the wrong time. Who's satisfied here?