Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

Monkey ($145.50)
CO ($58.20)
Button ($119.10)
SB ($87.60)
BB ($158.45)
UTG ($75.20)

Preflop: Monkey is MP with , .
UTG raises to $2, Monkey raises to $7.5, 4 folds, UTG calls $5.50.

Flop: ($16.50) , , (2 players)
UTG checks, Monkey bets $12, UTG calls $12.

Turn: ($40.50) (2 players)
UTG bets $40.5, Monkey raises to $126 (All-In), UTG calls $15.20 (All-In).

River: ($151.90) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $151.90

Note to self: learn the difference between 'preview' and submit'

Villain, turn aggression factor 0.4, a window-licker who likes long walks on the beach and pulling the wings off flies, had and seemed confused.

In other news, October owes me $500 in all-in equity so far. A friend of mine has just split from his girlfriend and has never been to a strip club. I have a really good use for $500.