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Postby NorthView » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:55 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby kennyg » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:39 am

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:56 am

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Postby Spank_her_Pair » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:56 am

[5c] [7c]
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Postby hard2tel » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:17 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby redhouse » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:41 am

Mekos King: existence without running good
Mekos King: truly has no purpose
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Postby Twelver » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:11 am

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby piersmajestyk » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:11 pm

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Postby Pok 7's » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:16 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:21 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby MacAnthony » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:30 pm

Mac - Getting quoted in sigs since 2006


<emmasdad> pulling an ED = getting wasted and firing off 1/2 the BR???
<Trump34> yep
<emmasdad> i have only done that 3 times in a year and a half. . .
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Postby RedBarracuda » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:24 pm

well.. the duck has the face of a cat and horns of a deer .. something like the fat chick?

anyway, to OP .. yea, just do her.. you HAVE TO phuck a fat ugly girl once ..

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(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:29 pm

Nothing to add to this show of lame-itude, except that Shamdonk's ED avatar absolutely kicks ass. NH sir.
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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby KJo » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:46 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:30 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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