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Postby Rhound50 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:05 am

With my recent bad run, I actually had to get money out of my bankroll account to play live. Of course B of A closes at 2pm on Saturday which I thought was 3 so I am forced to get money out the ATM. I had to buy in tonight with 20's :oops:
"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby k3nt » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:05 pm

Question from total and utter ignorance: What bills do real players (playas? ballas??) use to buy in with?

And why does it matter?
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Postby MecosKing » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:08 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Cactus Jack » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:32 pm

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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Postby Twelver » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:08 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:57 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:24 am

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Dumb Snowman » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:56 am

Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:28 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Rhound50 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:24 pm

I wish my camera phone had better picture quality but this is one of my favorite "you are a douchebag" moments of all time. This dude pulls out a fat money clip probably 2+ inches thick. Dood has $1 bills on the outside, he goes to buy in and he pulls like 5-6 twenties out of the middle of the thing. The rest is mostly fives and ones, the pic is him counting out ones to try to get up to the $300 max buy. Shock of all shocks he was a terrible poker player.

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"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby rdale » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:50 am

I had a client pay me $5.5k in fives and ones.... I moved the table and sat on the floor stacking cash for what seemed to be eternity to get it counted. Then I had to deal with the bank and this stupid amount of bills.
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