Maybe I should have stopped after the last two, but I didnt so here are two more fun hands all this BS in one day. I thought I was over the run of BS hands at PP. Up until these two hands I had gone over 500 hands without flopping a set, beware what you ask for I guess.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (10 handed)

CO ($72.15)
Button ($61.9)
SB ($49.5)
Hero ($48.25)
UTG ($49.5)
UTG+1 ($75.15)
UTG+2 ($82.38)
MP1 ($49.35)
MP2 ($46.9)
MP3 ($47.75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , . SB posts a blind of $0.25.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $2, 5 folds, Hero raises to $7.5, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $6.

Flop: ($16.75) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $10, MP1 calls $10.

Turn: ($36.75) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $15, Hero calls $15.

River: ($66.75) (2 players)
Hero Hero calls $15.25 (All-In),, MP1 calls $16.35 (All-In).

Final Pot: $98.35

Hero has Ac As (full house aces full of queens).
MP1 has Qc Qs (four of a kind, queens).
Outcome: MP1 wins $98.34. [/color]

Hand 2

Party Poker Pot-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (10 handed)

Hero ($50)
UTG ($57.35)
UTG+1 ($43.66)
UTG+2 ($50)
MP1 ($51.97)
MP2 ($37.75)
MP3 ($40.95)
CO ($36.12)
Button ($87.25)
SB ($100.52)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , . UTG+2 posts a blind of $0.5. SB posts a blind of $0.25.
2 folds, UTG+2 (poster) checks, MP1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, CO calls $0.50, Button raises to $3.25, SB (poster) calls $3, Hero calls $2.75, UTG+2 calls $2.75, MP1 folds, CO calls $2.75.

Flop: ($16.75) , , (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, CO checks, Button bets $10, SB folds, Hero calls $10, UTG+2 folds, CO calls $10.

Turn: ($46.75) (3 players)
Hero calls $36.75 (All-In), CO calls $22.87 (All-In), Button folds.

River: ($106.37) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $106.37

Hero has 5c 5s (three of a kind, fives).
CO has Jd Jc (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: CO wins $92.49. Hero wins $13.88.

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Monk
xxxxx

LOL thats funny, wait stop hijacking my highly usefull post.

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Sorry monk. Try as you might, Birachek still has you beat post wise. Then again, youve been laid in the past year, so its okay. Then again, animals dont count, so i dunno. Then again, if they didnt, both Tightwad and myself could technically be considered virgins, so maybe they do count.

I think i mightve hijacked this thread. Then again, this thread blew donkey balls anyway.

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or something.

Hey mecos, I don't think your girlfriend would be too happy to hear you consider her an animal like your mistress, betty the 3 legged goat. As for TW, do we really even need to discuss the sex life of a eunuch?

Also, we should only count heterosexual sex so your fling with Monk shouldn't count for him getting laid this year.

Fuck you. My hand SO doesn't count as an animal.

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Monk
xxxxx

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PPS the next person who signs up to www.victorypoker.com and sends me their username and password will get their identity stolen PERSONALLY by myself. AND, as an added May bonus, if you quote "MONKISABASTARD" in your email or PM, I'll leave TEN DOLLARS in you Party account after I'm finished ripping you off, draining your bank accounts and sleeping with your wife. Never, EVER let it be said you don't get something for nothing.

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And, frankly, how the fuck does that fuck have me fucking beaten fucking posts-wise. He was at about 700 last time I checked. He must have a job like mine, where he can spend half the day fannying about on here rather than actually doing any work (or at least until they firewalled me, grrrrr!). He's such a fucking fuck, he should take his fucking fuck, turn it sideways, stretch the fuck until it fucking bursts and fuck himself up the fuck with it until his eyes pop out.

That's what tightwad advised me, anyhow. I'm considering employing a new team to write my public statements, to be honest.

Monk
xxxxx

very creative monk.

half the day? more like most the day actually.

The reason hes got you beaten is obvious! The animals you fuck are live, so you gotta spend time chasin em down, roping em, and dodging farmers bullets. Bri is more of the necro-bestiality type-which albeit a little more disturbing, is a lot less trouble. Think about it, all hes gotta do is go buy steaks and stryctnine and the neighbors dog is his forever, or at least till the smell gets overwhelming, which would probably be at least 3 weeks. All that extra time = more posts! Elelentary. my dear monk.

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you got me there. I've always been lazy and taken the easy way out. They struggle less this way. I remember monk telling me of a trip to the hospital to re-attach a testicle after an "accident" with his canine "best friend"

Mecos, I know you don't have this problem as you spray yourself in pheremones for the animal or your fancy that day and leave with the smell of bovine ejactulate. You have it down to a science. This disappoints me as monk is the scientist, you would have thought he would be smart enough to try this.