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Braining. Probably NSFW.

Postby Tyrannic » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:37 am

As many of you may know, braining is a popular past time for those of us that have a pair. It all started from "Waiting" a b-movie starring justin long (that apple commercial fag/ sidekick in live free/die hard) and van wilder(not sure of real name/dont care).

Braining is simply a game in which you trick another person into looking at your testes satchel. Some of you may not know what these look like( Xaston, Alex MR who is apparently morbidly obese((see his journal)) and can't see over his stomach, jk 3> u) and im pretty sure Johnny Hughes forgets what they look like as well or just never figured out there purpose.

Here is a picture from the animal world and they give a general idea of the shape/texture of the human testes.

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* Note that those balls are interestingly enough the exact same size as my own. (ask MK for deets)

Anyway, I got goated tonight, which is considered the ultimate move in the game of brain. Urban dictionary.com defines goating as:

- The act of a man tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a goat.

This move is obviously very hard to pull off on an unsuspecting victim. When I got goated I nearly cried. It was both horrible and beautiful @ the same time.

Now my question is, @ what point does this cross the line in rampant homo-ness. I was brained in school many times and felt that it was getting a tad over the line. Discuss Ag.
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Re: Braining. Probably NSFW.

Postby Electrolux » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:31 am

- Mexicans are filthy. I once blew a Mexican. I had diarrhea for a week. Sarah Silverman

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Postby Stoneburg » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:26 am

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Postby MecosKing » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:01 am

Meh.. We called goated 'fruit bowled', which is basically the full moon with spread cheeks, plus the dangling bannana and two cherries (or in your case, the baby carrot and two raisins obv)... As far as homoness, meh... i mean shure its pretty gay but its a grand old tradition and prolly not a huge deal...its really only faggy if you keep on picturing it into your head during frenzied and sweaty spankfests during which you hang upside down and blow a load into your own mouth...So basically, it's GG heterosexuality for you, my heebish friend..... But w/ever man, good news is if your both jewish AND gay, your pretty much destined for success...Cause u got the heeb genes which allow you to lect money at 12000% interest, AND you got affirmative action + the discrimination card workin forya...ur ghey and joo? God...u run hotter than the ovens @ teh 'witz dood...lucksack...
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Postby RedBarracuda » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:04 am

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:07 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby emmasdad » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:11 am

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Postby RedBarracuda » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:15 am

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(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby MecosKing » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:41 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:50 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Twelver » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:55 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Beavis68 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:34 pm

we are all doomed

the end is nigh

yet a little more of my innocence is lost :oops:
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Postby MecosKing » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:56 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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