Beat: Im moving house tommorrow so may not get to play poker for 1 or 2 weeks.

Brag: My last session tonight I decided to play this AA hand as donk like as possible. Villain was a wierd lame 22 / 6 so I thought stfu Im gonna get donk-like right back atya....

Seat 3: i_can_lose ($412.35 in chips)
Seat 4: GodsOfWar ($128.85 in chips)
Seat 7: VILLAIN ($286.20 in chips)
Seat 8: HERO ($220.70 in chips)
Seat 10: sabanovic1 ($64.40 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS

I get

HERO posts blind ($1), sabanovic1 posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
i_can_lose folds, GodsOfWar folds, VILLAIN bets $8, HERO bets $13, sabanovic1 folds, VILLAIN calls $6.

FLOP [4c][3h] ($30)
HERO bets $13, VILLAIN bets $35, HERO bets $57, VILLAIN calls $22.

TURN [4c][3h][4h] ($144)
HERO bets $50, VILLAIN bets $215.20 and is all-in, HERO calls $99.70 and is all-in.

VILLAIN mucks (AQ)

HERO wins $440 and big satisfaction of pulling off an uber donk hand! I felt like a school kid being really mischiefous or something.

EPs right, your donkey style sucks.

here is donkey style.

bet small preflop,

get 4 callers.

flop is Q high, you check, they all check

Q on the turn you check, one bet and call and you check raise all in.

that is how I roll.

Dammit, I messed up the post

fold pf

Limp min-reraise preflop
Check minraise flop
Check turn
Bet 1/3 pot on the river

This AA line was done by an opponent at NL25 a couple years back against me when I had QQ and he had AA UTG.

Board came out AQ9 turn 9 river 6. He almost didn't stack me because of his pathetic betting, but I pushed the river.

I see live players play AA badly all the time though in much more hideously creative ways than we can come up with. Multiway pots open the door for the worst played AA hands.