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Postby antneye » Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:03 pm

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Postby Electrolux » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:08 am

- Mexicans are filthy. I once blew a Mexican. I had diarrhea for a week. Sarah Silverman

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Postby MecosKing » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:09 am

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Spank_her_Pair » Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:38 pm

NQNS, ftw as best acronym

non-quitter non-spitter
[5c] [7c]
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Postby RedBarracuda » Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:44 pm

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:27 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:26 pm

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SMOTY..if theres such a goddam thing anyway...
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
--------------------
Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
---------
neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby MecosKing » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:31 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
--------------------
Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
---------
neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:00 pm

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:07 pm

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:23 pm

And one last one for cheapness sakes... I'm assuming Tyranoheeb or one of his kin wrote this review... Cause like srsly, who gets a massage at one of these places and doesn't know youre gonna have to shell out a few pieces of jewgold from your pouch to get a friggin bj... WHAT...A...CHEAP...JEW...

Went to Queen Vixen, which is right near Sunset Station. Linda opened the
door for me and took my $70 for a one hour massage. At first I did not
know if she was the mamasan or my masseuse. She looked a little older than
the previous reviewer put I would say about 35. Nice body and ok looks.
She gave an ok table shower using a shower head. From my experience I
usually see them use a bowl but no biggie. She then led me back to the
massage room. When she began the massage she told me I was tight and asked
if I wanted a hard massage. I said yes and she proceeded to stand on my
back for the next 45 minutes and give me the hardest massage of my life.
She reallley did a good job too straightening out my spine. Then she has
me flip and just asks anything else. I am more used to them finishing the
back massage by getting erotic and then flipping you when you are already
rearing to go. So I tried for a blow job but she wanted $ for that so I said ok forget it and left with just the very good massage. If you want to pay I do believe
everything is on the menu but it was too overpriced for me.
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Postby Kuso » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:19 pm

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby DonkiFornication » Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:06 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:23 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
--------------------
Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
---------
neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby BadBeatMan » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:57 pm

thread of the year
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