I think my odds go up the more I have to drink.....

Two people with no experience in brawling have little advantage over an experienced fighter, unless they get lucky. If everyone is inexperienced then first blow is huge... If they are experienced fighters first blow is still pretty big, especially if it is by surprise. Hawaiians especially on Kuaii love to sucker punch from behind and usually have a friend with them. I've never seen anyone recover from the sucker punch with friends backing the attacker. The sucker puncher is usually a huge guy that probably doesn't need the advantage of surprise to kick the shit out of the guy he has targeted. I've also never seen anyone that these type of guys have attacked that seems profecient at defending theirself.

Your best bet in case of two attackers is probably just run or beg for mercy!

i would stay.. and kick their whinny chicken arses....

TY MK!! More irrelevance to OP plz

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceNf-11-ddI

And come on, this is the best youtube vid in the world
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