Up till age 12, many fights. Like one every month. Last serious one I can remember I was 12 years old and about to move in about a month. One of the kids on the block had been a real asshole for years and since I was about to move anyway, I finally decided to tell him what I thought of him. Fight actually lasted about 15 minutes. He landed one punch. I ended up breaking my right hand on his head. He ended up with 2 black eyes.

Probably should have been in a lot more in my early/mid 20's, but I used to hang out with some big people. I'll put it this way, I'm 6'1 215 and I was the runt of the litter. I've worked in a bar where I had to break up a fight or two. I've also had to be physically restrained and carried away a couple of times.

I did throw a chair at someone in a bar a about 7 years ago, but we were seperated and he left before anything could happen. That's about the closest I've gotten since I was 12.

I was in too many to name courtesy of an oversealous college existance. Most of these were of the 20 on 10 or 20 on 20 variety with rival fraternities. One I remember being something like 12 on 4....sadly i was part of the 4.

There were some doozies, but I guess I will wait until I am buzzed to dig back and try to write up the details.

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HAHAHAHA stoney... good stories dood. And its DEF clear that you have superior skills in talking yourself outta trouble, too...


"Some fuck-ing slag whore comes up to me and is like 'what time is it' and im like 'I dunno but last time i checked, it was time for you, your big dumb ape of a boyfriend, and his 5 gym buddies to all go fuck themselves! how bout that you filthy cvnt??'

Way to talk yourself outta trouble stoney! .

BEST..

POLITICIAN..

EVER???