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Postby Rhound50 » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:27 am

For those of you 99.9% of BTPers that don't read my godawful journal, and I commisserate w/ those that have, I officially came out of the closet today. I can't keep going on with this sex swing "I'm a heterosexual" thing. I had the most beautiful experience a few weeks ago with this guy who I thought was a woman at first, but after I learned the truth about what I was feeling rubbing up against me, I went into a whole new realm that I just didnt know anything about before. Maybe EP9 can help me describe what is going on in my life. It's just all so confusing and wonderful and unbelievable. I can't describe it. It's amazing that this all happened at the same time as my bad beat jackpot. I'm so happy that life seems to be coming together for me.

Sorry for being so direct and forward w/ you guys, but I really feel like you're all my family and really wanted to share what was going on in my life.
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Postby excession » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:32 am

I take it MVP modding Rhound's posts again?
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Postby Schuster » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:41 am

I think I'm gonna refrain from comment until...

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Postby Cactus Jack » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:08 am

My DNA on MVP's air mattress didn't have anything to do with this, did it?

Good luck in your new life. Is this attraction strictly limited to transvestites, or does it cover the entire half of the human condition?
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Postby NorthView » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:56 am

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Postby shamdonk » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:02 am

Totally called it.
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Postby Cactus Jack » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:30 am

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Postby Nortonesque » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:48 am

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Re: Coming out

Postby Cactus Jack » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:01 pm

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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Postby Stoneburg » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:21 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:10 pm

Well stoney, its sorta like the doods that go into prison. The first buttrape is always the unwilling one, and the rest, well, lets just say you cant rape the willing. I for one wholeheartedly beleive that rhound wrote this, and that he is a poofter. The reason he wrote it under somewhat suspoicious circumstances is because he didnt have the balls to come out in such a way so as to not be able to recant it later, or at least call it onto some question. This indecision is characteristic of his usual psychology, and is exactly what has led him to be in the difficult situation that he's in now. Had he taken more decisive action and/or been honest with himself earlier in life, he very well may be happily..uh...domestically partnered? Better late than never tho...

Ysee stoney, ya just gotta do a little fourth levelling here, and i'll all come clear. Congrats rhound! [h]
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Postby Twelver » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:07 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
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