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Postby MecosKing » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:02 pm

Yeah everyone def. hates californians... pretty tite. I blame the two major cities in CA for that...LA because of hollywood and the whole quasi-sophisticated-wannabe (actor/writer/producer, etcetcetc) thing its got goin on, and of course san fran with all its faggotry and and its commie politics, etc etc. The blue states dont like us much...i dont blamem really i guess. I guess san diegos cominup too, but they are a bunch of spoiled whitebread rich people, so they'd probably be pretty easy for outtastaters to hate also...

The thing that no one understands though is that outside of the coastal strip of CA, CA is pretty much the same as the midwest or even the south and shit-they even talk with a slight drawl in alot of places. Just ask ED about his hometown of susanville one time (LOLOLHICKTOWNAMENTS, and susanvilles not even close to being the worst)... its sad because i GUARANTEEFRICKIN TEE you that theres been at least one instance in his family where a blood relative has had sexual relations with another blood relative, but when he goes into other states, people just see a california lawyer, and assume that he must work for a bank thats about to foreclose on thier dirtfarm...Sad.. There oughta be a shirt for californians to wear when their in other states that says something like 'I might be from CA but I fuck-ed my sister anyway, so its okay to be my friend', or somethin along those lines...that'd be tite..

EDIT: PS, [h] the article, I definitely lol'ed.
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Postby Juskimo » Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:38 am

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

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Postby MecosKing » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:06 am

BAH..i'd leave ED alone if i were you...you remember what happened to ned beatty when he went messin around with ED's kind...not pretty dood...Allls I can say is i hope ya like banjo music ... and buttsecks too obv.
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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Postby MecosKing » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:39 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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