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You know you're not playing your A game when:

Postby Ojingo » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:27 am

1) You're not betting or raising the river for value enough
2) You're browsing the internet while playing
3) You're trying to move a calling station off his second pair


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Postby Xaston » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:29 am

My friends get an IM that reads something like this "wejhtbrgeiotgpweartbgea;plghb"

My roommate hears the distinct sound of me slamming my keyboard and me yelling "GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK"
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Xaston » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:30 am

I raise J7s UTG because "I'm not gonna get even by folding."
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Re: You know you're not playing your A game when:

Postby reveen » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:07 am

I love Lamp
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Postby Juskimo » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:13 pm

You lose your wireless mouse and have to rush to push some button or another on the touchpad.
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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Postby Tyrannic » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:02 pm

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Postby Beavis68 » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:06 pm

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Postby Ojingo » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:37 pm

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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:16 pm

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Postby AlexMR » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:47 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:49 pm

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Postby Schuster » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:45 am

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Postby gadzooks64 » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:39 pm





"Typically, when there's nothing interesting to report at tournaments, we here at Wicked Chops Poker like to make things up." - Wicked Chops Poker
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Postby GreaterThanU » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:43 pm

When I'm rollin, on concerta/adderol/vicodin/percs/etc.


When I'm playin online.
<GreaterThanU> I hope I die
<EscPlan9> !eightball will GTU die soon?
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Postby Beavis68 » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:52 pm

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