I definately have a bitter side to me however and I think I can make some contributions here:
People like Tyrannic who think they're cool because they're better at poker than people who are happy to win $90 in one night. Fuck you, I used to win $90 in a night and be really happt about it.
Bill Frist.
Hit-n-runners. Cool you made a stupid calldown against me and were miraculously good/sucked out. Please don't leave IMMEDIATLY after before giving me a chance to get it back.
The fact that there are 100s (1000s?) of people in poker who understand and play the game on a lower level than me, but have and make more money because they were at the right place at the right time.
Bill Frist.
The unlawful internet gambling act. Or whatever the fuck it's called.
How comically bad I have run at this hellhole (Turning Stone) on my last like 3-4 visits.
Kara.
My mother.
Pompus jackasses from Europe and Canada who act like they are better than Americans because they have some freedoms we don't. Hey fuck you guys, I didn't ask to be born here, and theres plenty of good here.
Bill Frist.
Aejones.
People who think that just because we used to play TV tag at recess together means they have the right to bombard me with poker hand histories asking for advice.
The muscle striations that ruin an otherwise good piece of toro.
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.