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Postby Xaston » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:53 am

I must wear socks to bed, and I must take them off with my feet after I've been in bed for about 3 minutes.
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Rhound50 » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:34 am

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Danhdan » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:50 am

"Million dollar play, ten cent finish."

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

"Laugh and the world stares at you; cry, and the world stares at you."
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Postby Nortonesque » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:25 am

When I drink a glass of water, I always leave a tiny bit, which I pour out into the sink.
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Postby MecosKing » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:54 am

When i smoke cigarettes, if i am alone, i take the last few drags with my butthole. This can be done. True story..
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby hard2tel » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:59 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Molina » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:10 am

"Are you referring to that Molina kid? He was the biggest A-hole I've ever seen"


<emmasdad> BJ's and diaper changes, HERE I COME
<shamdonk> ya
<shamdonk> ed im here for you
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Postby NorthView » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:38 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby Dumb Snowman » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:50 am

Regardless of the meal, I can usually eat it all except the last bite. Be it 2 slices of pizza or a gargantuan steak + potatoes, etc. It's really pretty weird...
Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby NorthView » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:56 am

Leaving the last scrap of food on your plate is known to be a middle-class phenomenon, dating back to a period when only the affluent could afford to do so. Leaving food on your plate was a way of showing your wealth or status.
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby Xaston » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:59 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby shamdonk » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:14 am

Whenever I eat a hamburger and I am not starving. I always leave a smile shaped part at the end.

Exhibit A.

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Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby Johnny Hughes » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:43 am

Johnny Hughes
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Postby Bosox1 » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:29 pm

"No, 'The stripper's bouncer beat the shit out of me' is not an acceptable answer"
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Postby Beavis68 » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:15 pm

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